1 00:01:22,687 --> 00:01:28,284 (SPANISH SONG IN BACKGROUND) 2 00:03:20,967 --> 00:03:21,956 (LAUGHTER) 3 00:03:22,047 --> 00:03:23,400 Sas�: Guys... 4 00:03:23,887 --> 00:03:26,117 Ah�! (VOICE) 5 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:29,244 (Neapolitan accent) Guys, silence! Be slow! 6 00:03:29,327 --> 00:03:32,046 We are in front of the Prado Museum, not at the stadium. 7 00:03:32,127 --> 00:03:33,958 Guys, the Prado Museum... 8 00:03:34,087 --> 00:03:37,602 ...one of the figurative arts museums most important in the world. 9 00:03:37,687 --> 00:03:40,155 To visit it we have yes and no half a morning... 10 00:03:40,247 --> 00:03:43,159 ...but to truly appreciate it it would take at least a month. 11 00:03:43,247 --> 00:03:46,683 Think about it, what a drag? A month locked in that mausoleum. (LAUGHS) 12 00:03:46,767 --> 00:03:50,840 But how is it done? When something needs to be said nonsense you are always in pole position! 13 00:03:50,927 --> 00:03:52,918 . What did I say, professor? . What did you say? 14 00:03:53,087 --> 00:03:56,557 There you have it: The 9:30 bullshit! (LAUGHTER) 15 00:03:56,967 --> 00:04:01,040 . Mongini, do you play Play Station? . Do I play it? I practically live there. 16 00:04:01,167 --> 00:04:05,046 I watch films on it, listen to music on it, I will also look at the photos of the Prado. 17 00:04:05,127 --> 00:04:08,358 Very good; when you look at them you will understand the importance of painting... 18 00:04:08,447 --> 00:04:11,837 ...because without the Goyas, the Vel�squez, the Picassos, El Greco... 19 00:04:11,927 --> 00:04:16,557 ...your virtual heroes, your worlds three-dimensional would not exist. 20 00:04:16,727 --> 00:04:19,958 Until that moment, I'll confiscate this from you. 21 00:04:20,487 --> 00:04:23,638 . Professor Rondinella! . Tell me, Cataldi. 22 00:04:23,927 --> 00:04:27,522 I got the tickets! Come on, guys, let's hurry! 23 00:04:27,607 --> 00:04:30,075 The guide is waiting for us! Oh! 24 00:04:31,447 --> 00:04:35,838 Cataldi: Help! Oh! Oh! Oh! (CRYING) 25 00:04:35,927 --> 00:04:37,963 Cataldi has collapsed! 26 00:04:39,007 --> 00:04:40,281 (groaning) Help... 27 00:04:41,247 --> 00:04:43,556 Adele, how wonderful, huh? 28 00:04:43,727 --> 00:04:46,639 After a whole year plugged up within the four walls of the high school... 29 00:04:46,727 --> 00:04:51,482 ...I really needed this air sparkling! What peace, what silence! 30 00:04:52,287 --> 00:04:54,881 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 31 00:04:56,967 --> 00:04:59,037 Good morning, Mr. Principal, Am I bothering you? 32 00:04:59,127 --> 00:05:00,765 Professor Rondinella, what is it?! 33 00:05:00,847 --> 00:05:02,758 00:05:05,038 A disaster, Mr. Principal! 35 00:05:05,127 --> 00:05:07,357 Professor Cataldi had an accident... 36 00:05:07,447 --> 00:05:09,483 ...not one of them broke, but two legs! 37 00:05:09,567 --> 00:05:12,081 We are talking about multiple fractures, broken down... 38 00:05:12,167 --> 00:05:16,160 ...120, look, 120, 150 days of recovery! 39 00:05:16,247 --> 00:05:19,239 It really wasn't needed! You can never stay calm! 40 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:22,160 I will understand, I find myself alone in Spain... 41 00:05:22,287 --> 00:05:24,755 ...with 40 wild beasts... (CATALDI SCREAMS) 42 00:05:24,847 --> 00:05:27,520 Bear with me, I'm talking! (CATALDI SCREAMS) 43 00:05:27,607 --> 00:05:29,598 But screw it. Beep, Swallow! 44 00:05:29,687 --> 00:05:31,678 I'll make a round of phone calls and I call her back. 45 00:05:32,687 --> 00:05:34,996 (sighing) And this is done too. (CATALDI SCREAMS) 46 00:05:35,247 --> 00:05:36,805 This is a pain in the ass! 47 00:05:36,887 --> 00:05:40,004 Now I'm sending the 11th of August to replace Cataldi? Huh? 48 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:43,722 (MUSIC. APPLAUSEl) 49 00:05:45,727 --> 00:05:47,126 Audience: Hey! 50 00:05:53,367 --> 00:05:56,325 < Archimede (Venetian accent): Poor beast! Today you are unlucky: 51 00:05:56,407 --> 00:06:00,923 ...you met the Bullfighter Cipolin de la Vergogna, known as Toraldinho. 52 00:06:01,087 --> 00:06:05,763 Audience: To. Ral. Dinho! To. Ral. Dinho! 53 00:06:15,127 --> 00:06:19,405 (MUSIC) 54 00:06:21,727 --> 00:06:24,605 < Audience: Ol�! Ol�! 55 00:06:25,727 --> 00:06:26,716 Ol�! 56 00:06:27,167 --> 00:06:29,362 (ARCHIMEDES LAUGHS) 57 00:06:33,247 --> 00:06:34,441 Ol�! 58 00:06:38,527 --> 00:06:40,199 (AUDIENCE CHEERS) 59 00:06:45,207 --> 00:06:47,277 Oh, what are you doing? 60 00:06:47,607 --> 00:06:49,165 Fear, fear! 61 00:06:51,087 --> 00:06:52,600 Push away! Push away! 62 00:06:53,167 --> 00:06:54,964 He's pissed off like a bull! 63 00:06:55,367 --> 00:06:58,484 No! What a pain in the culatello! 64 00:06:58,847 --> 00:07:00,883 Ah, what a pain, what a pain! 65 00:07:01,327 --> 00:07:05,445 . Oh, how scary! Where are they? What happened? . At the toll booth! 66 00:07:05,527 --> 00:07:08,678 < Sister: You wanted the sandwich with the cutlet at the Autogrill? 67 00:07:08,767 --> 00:07:11,725 . Here is the result! . You feel drowsy and have nightmares. 68 00:07:11,807 --> 00:07:14,765 Yes, I had a nightmare: I was in Spain and I was a bullfighter. 69 00:07:14,847 --> 00:07:17,042 At a certain moment the bull charged me... 70 00:07:17,127 --> 00:07:21,040 ...and he skewered my pop�. Pain! . Ugh! What a complaint with this Spain! 71 00:07:21,127 --> 00:07:24,358 Resign yourself, this year's trip school was Rondinella's turn. 72 00:07:24,447 --> 00:07:25,800 Yes, but it was my turn, my dear! 73 00:07:25,887 --> 00:07:29,880 That clever Neapolitan he took the trouble and went there himself! 74 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:33,643 (MUSIC FROM THE CAR RADIO. CELL PHONE RINGS) 75 00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:36,157 Ready? 76 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:38,886 Formigoni! He's his principal who speaks. Where is he? 77 00:07:39,407 --> 00:07:42,080 On the Milan Lakes with my sisters, Gina 1 and Gina 2. 78 00:07:42,167 --> 00:07:43,202 Let's go to Bisuschio. 79 00:07:43,447 --> 00:07:45,881 There's an emergency. He must leave for Madrid immediately! 80 00:07:46,047 --> 00:07:49,244 Per Madrid? Scusi, Aren't there Rondinella and Cataldi? 81 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:52,566 Did Cataldi break her leg? He broke his leg! 82 00:07:52,687 --> 00:07:56,282 However, I'm not going with Rondinella. I don't want to go there! 83 00:07:56,367 --> 00:08:00,519 . I don't want to ruin my holidays. . Formigoni, pack your bags! 84 00:08:03,087 --> 00:08:05,920 < Sas�: Mongini! Even in the door do you have to frame me?! 85 00:08:06,007 --> 00:08:08,601 Today we go outside Madrid, let's go visit Toledo. 86 00:08:08,687 --> 00:08:12,316 . . That is 87 00:08:12,407 --> 00:08:16,446 Toledo is the city where they are preserved El Greco's most important masterpieces. 88 00:08:16,527 --> 00:08:19,564 But a nice visit to the museum of Real Madrid is not foreseen? 89 00:08:19,647 --> 00:08:22,161 (LAUGHTER) No, despite the Moratti reform... 90 00:08:22,247 --> 00:08:24,841 ...it's not planned yet the study of football. 91 00:08:24,927 --> 00:08:27,361 Why? Even the great footballers they are artists. 92 00:08:27,447 --> 00:08:30,678 . Think of Del Piero, known as Pinturicchio. . Fair observation. 93 00:08:30,767 --> 00:08:34,760 You tell me I'm the greatest Maradona fan! But do you know? 94 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:37,520 No offense to your Del Piero, which will be Pinturicchio... 95 00:08:37,607 --> 00:08:40,519 ...so what is Maradona? The Leonardo da Vinci of football! 96 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:45,556 The Da Vinci Code of Football! Maradona is poetry, the absolute genius. 97 00:08:45,647 --> 00:08:47,239 Don't give me those stupid looks. 98 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:49,887 When I say "Maradona" I want to see the enthusiasm! 99 00:08:49,967 --> 00:08:52,481 (in chorus) 100 00:08:52,567 --> 00:08:56,640 Politicians! a bunch just to have you! 101 00:08:57,047 --> 00:08:59,038 < 102 00:08:59,327 --> 00:09:01,522 Hey! Stop, guys, I'm here too! 103 00:09:01,687 --> 00:09:05,077 The math teacher? Mythical! (LAUGHS) 104 00:09:05,167 --> 00:09:07,078 The great Pythagorean Archimedes! 105 00:09:07,567 --> 00:09:09,364 What a lovely surprise! 106 00:09:11,247 --> 00:09:13,363 Have the money. Ciapalo! 107 00:09:13,967 --> 00:09:15,958 . 7 to 8? . 56! 108 00:09:16,087 --> 00:09:17,884 . 3 for3? . 9! . Ah! (LAUGHTER) 109 00:09:17,967 --> 00:09:21,801 . Formigoni, did the principal send you? . Yes... I can't believe it. 110 00:09:21,967 --> 00:09:27,599 . 27,250 times 480 divided by 12 plus 3. . 1,090,003! 111 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:31,282 . Incredible! He got it right even decimals! . Too strong! 112 00:09:31,487 --> 00:09:35,275 . Please, it's getting late, we have to leave, come on! . Ouch! 113 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:37,085 . I didn't touch you. . My hand hurts! 114 00:09:37,167 --> 00:09:39,044 . I touched his arm. . That hurts too! 115 00:09:39,127 --> 00:09:40,116 . Formigo... . Ouch! 116 00:09:40,207 --> 00:09:42,323 . Let's not get poisoned all over Spain! . Ah! 117 00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:44,398 Rain Man, walk, do me a favor. 118 00:09:44,487 --> 00:09:48,036 [Do you want to know why Formigoni and Rondinella are like cats and dogs?] 119 00:09:48,487 --> 00:09:51,923 [It's due to old rust born between the two 10 years earlier.] 120 00:09:52,927 --> 00:09:58,047 [It was September 18, day opening of the 1996 school year.] 121 00:09:58,527 --> 00:10:02,679 [It was that morning that Archimede had a real love at first sight.] 122 00:10:03,887 --> 00:10:07,721 [It was Miss Margherita, the new drawing teacher...] 123 00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:10,526 [... just arrived in Milan from the Colombo high school in Imperia.] 124 00:10:17,447 --> 00:10:18,436 Good morning. 125 00:10:18,527 --> 00:10:21,121 [That smile was enough for Archimedes to fall in love.] 126 00:10:21,207 --> 00:10:23,880 Do you see? Undulatory, as I explained before. 127 00:10:24,367 --> 00:10:26,278 Can you follow me? See... 128 00:10:28,047 --> 00:10:29,844 Oh, but! (BELL) 129 00:10:30,167 --> 00:10:31,236 See you tomorrow. 130 00:10:35,207 --> 00:10:36,276 Hello lads! 131 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:40,196 [One morning he gathered courage.] 132 00:10:44,407 --> 00:10:45,601 Hello... 133 00:10:45,967 --> 00:10:48,959 Life is a dream or do dreams help you live? 134 00:10:53,847 --> 00:10:57,237 [That innocent kiss provoked a real earthquake...] 135 00:10:57,327 --> 00:11:00,046 [... in the heart of the shy mathematics teacher.] 136 00:11:06,167 --> 00:11:08,840 [But when he found the courage to declare oneself...] 137 00:11:09,287 --> 00:11:11,562 [... entered the scene his colleague Sas�.] 138 00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:15,003 [For Archimedes it was a terrible blow.] 139 00:11:20,727 --> 00:11:24,003 [Disappointment turned to hatred when he realized that Sas�...] 140 00:11:24,087 --> 00:11:25,839 [... after seducing Margherita...] 141 00:11:25,927 --> 00:11:28,122 [... he had thrown it away like an old shoe.] 142 00:11:28,207 --> 00:11:30,960 Margaret? But go! I've never shit it! 143 00:11:31,047 --> 00:11:33,117 I don't give a damn about Margherita. 144 00:11:38,367 --> 00:11:42,519 [Margherita, burned by betrayal, he was transferred to the Tremiti islands.] 145 00:11:42,647 --> 00:11:46,117 [Poor Archimedes sank in tragic desperation.] 146 00:11:47,487 --> 00:11:50,763 . Sas�: Here. A queso sandwich perte... Thank you. 147 00:11:50,847 --> 00:11:53,441 ...and one for Professor Formigoni. By the way, where is he? 148 00:11:53,527 --> 00:11:55,040 He went to take some photos. 149 00:11:55,487 --> 00:11:56,602 (CAT MEOWS) 150 00:11:56,687 --> 00:12:00,396 < Sas�: What photographs the wall? . The cats. It's his passion... Cats? 151 00:12:00,567 --> 00:12:03,843 < Ugo: He has three at his house and promised to return to Italy... 152 00:12:03,927 --> 00:12:06,566 ...with souvenir photos of their fellow Spaniards. 153 00:12:06,647 --> 00:12:08,877 . It's really stupid. . No, he's nice. 154 00:12:09,487 --> 00:12:11,557 . How is it? . Friendly! . Friendly. 155 00:12:11,727 --> 00:12:13,763 I'll keep you here, Mongini. I'll keep you here. 156 00:12:14,007 --> 00:12:17,761 How beautiful, Mino! What a beautiful little guy! Look at this! 157 00:12:17,887 --> 00:12:21,357 Comment s'appelle � vous? Goods, goods... 158 00:12:21,447 --> 00:12:24,564 U�, Oliviero Toscani, let's go, lunch break. 159 00:12:24,647 --> 00:12:27,684 . Thanks, how much do I owe you? . For a sandwich? What do you want it to be! 160 00:12:27,767 --> 00:12:30,918 . I don't want you to offer me anything. . It's not me offering, the school offers. 161 00:12:31,007 --> 00:12:32,725 And then let's put a stop to it... 162 00:12:32,807 --> 00:12:35,162 ...you can't still be mad at me after 10 years! 163 00:12:35,247 --> 00:12:37,124 . But I loved her. . I didn't know. 164 00:12:37,207 --> 00:12:39,277 The whole school knew it! 165 00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:42,677 The whole school except me, simple subtraction, you are a mathematician. 166 00:12:42,767 --> 00:12:45,281 You are a liar. Do you know what I can't forgive you? 167 00:12:45,367 --> 00:12:46,959 . Eh. . That you took her to bed... 168 00:12:47,047 --> 00:12:50,722 ...but after 24 hours you didn't care nothing more! Because you are a beast! 169 00:12:50,807 --> 00:12:52,399 I'm not a beast, I love freedom. 170 00:12:52,487 --> 00:12:55,206 I don't like close ties, therefore I never married. 171 00:12:55,287 --> 00:12:58,324 . I'm a bit of a gypsy, I'm a picaro. . What are you? . Picaro. 172 00:12:58,407 --> 00:13:01,001 Yes, it diverts the conversation. Be intellectual. 173 00:13:01,207 --> 00:13:06,645 . But go! . You're a crock. Have you never read Lazarillo de Tormes? 174 00:13:06,727 --> 00:13:09,764 No, I'm Lazarillo de Tormes I don't know him. I know you: 175 00:13:09,847 --> 00:13:13,362 ...the Lazzarone of Vomero! . Congratulations, nice joke. Bravo. 176 00:13:15,007 --> 00:13:17,521 00:13:24,718 00:13:26,798 < I'll do it for you mouth-to-mouth resuscitation! 179 00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:29,043 (SIREN) 180 00:13:36,847 --> 00:13:39,520 . Ouch! Ah... . Doctor, are we losing him? 181 00:13:39,727 --> 00:13:42,605 (Spanish accent) No. It was a simple allergy. 182 00:13:42,807 --> 00:13:45,765 I gave him a cortisone injection and now everything is fine. 183 00:13:45,847 --> 00:13:47,565 . Allergy to what? . Let's go. 184 00:13:47,647 --> 00:13:49,524 Garlic, I'm allergic to garlic. 185 00:13:49,607 --> 00:13:52,883 . The sandwich you gave me it was full of garlic! . Now it's my fault! 186 00:13:52,967 --> 00:13:55,481 In Spain they put garlic everywhere! It's my fault! 187 00:13:55,647 --> 00:13:59,481 However, if it were to happen again, give him an injection of this. 188 00:13:59,567 --> 00:14:01,558 . No! Have we gone crazy?! . Why? 189 00:14:01,647 --> 00:14:05,003 . Do I let you see my ass? . Then do one thing: Die. 190 00:14:05,087 --> 00:14:06,156 I prefer to die. 191 00:14:06,247 --> 00:14:08,203 You know what satisfaction! On the tomb they will write: 192 00:14:08,287 --> 00:14:10,243 ..."Tough head, died from a head of garlic"? 193 00:14:10,607 --> 00:14:15,283 . Keep it, just in case. . Testun! He's a stubborn Milanese. 194 00:14:15,687 --> 00:14:19,362 Ah, do you want anesthesia? I'll settle for it right away. 195 00:14:22,807 --> 00:14:23,876 Did I cross paths with Schumacher? 196 00:14:24,327 --> 00:14:25,726 (KNOCKS ON THE DOOR) 197 00:14:30,767 --> 00:14:31,756 Here. 198 00:14:34,167 --> 00:14:36,965 Professor Cataldi's room they gave it away... 199 00:14:37,047 --> 00:14:40,596 ...and, since the hotel is complete, um... what do I do? 200 00:14:40,887 --> 00:14:42,286 What a strange effect. 201 00:14:42,367 --> 00:14:45,996 I hear a voice and I don't understand where it comes from. There's no one here. 202 00:14:46,327 --> 00:14:48,124 Come on, Rondinella, what do I do?! 203 00:14:48,207 --> 00:14:51,279 . I can't go to sleep with the students! . So what? 204 00:14:51,367 --> 00:14:53,437 . So what? . So I thought... Did you think? 205 00:14:53,527 --> 00:14:56,246 . You got it, Swallow! . I didn't understand anything at all. 206 00:14:56,327 --> 00:15:00,525 Until you speak clearly and say: "Dear, Professor Rondinella..." 207 00:15:00,607 --> 00:15:03,565 "...can I have..." Don't make that face, I don't like it. 208 00:15:03,727 --> 00:15:08,118 < With a smile: "I can be hosted in your hotel room?" 209 00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:10,835 Until I hear this, you can't enter. 210 00:15:10,927 --> 00:15:14,237 . Dear Professor Rondinella, excuse me... . He said he was "excellent". 211 00:15:14,327 --> 00:15:16,477 . Dear Professor Rondinella. . "Magnificent". 212 00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:18,603 Magnificent Professor Rondinella... 213 00:15:18,767 --> 00:15:21,679 ...you must excuse me, but, since the hotel is complete... 214 00:15:21,767 --> 00:15:25,077 ...I wanted to ask you kindly, if you can, without disturbing... 215 00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:30,161 ...if I could be hosted. . God forbid, take a seat. 216 00:15:30,287 --> 00:15:33,597 Thank you, very kind. What a beautiful environment, wow! 217 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,156 But what a beautiful piece of furniture! what is it, "Cippendal"? 218 00:15:36,287 --> 00:15:40,803 Go ahead, Professor Formigoni, I read. I do smart things. 219 00:15:40,887 --> 00:15:44,516 I don't know if he understands this word: "Intelligent". Do you know what it is? (LAUGHS) 220 00:15:44,607 --> 00:15:46,677 Please, read on, read on. 221 00:15:50,287 --> 00:15:53,597 Why do you have to go over the bed? Oh! Don't make a brothel! 222 00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:56,727 It passes normally, you lift the covers and get under them. 223 00:15:56,807 --> 00:15:59,605 . I took the shortcut! . You're a tick! 224 00:15:59,687 --> 00:16:02,918 . I made a serious mistake to let you in... Oh well... It's the truth. 225 00:16:03,007 --> 00:16:04,804 Sas�, do me a favor. 226 00:16:04,887 --> 00:16:07,959 Can you give me a good back scratch? I have an itch! 227 00:16:08,047 --> 00:16:09,400 Higher, higher, higher. 228 00:16:09,487 --> 00:16:12,797 Down, down, down. No, sideways, sideways... 229 00:16:12,887 --> 00:16:15,401 Ah! Beautiful, beautiful... Lower, lower... 230 00:16:15,487 --> 00:16:19,082 Enough. Oh, okay, thanks. You gave me a good scratch. 231 00:16:20,287 --> 00:16:23,962 Do you know what happened? It gave me euphoria, I don't sleep anymore. 232 00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:27,165 . What do I do? . Are you no longer sleeping? . I don't sleep anymore. 233 00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:29,363 . Try to relax. . I relax... 234 00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:32,166 Breathe with your belly, close your eyes... 235 00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:36,360 ...think of something relaxing... . What? . Can anything come to mind? 236 00:16:36,447 --> 00:16:38,802 . I don't know... A green lawn. . The green lawn... 237 00:16:38,887 --> 00:16:41,765 . There are many flowers around you... . The little flowers! 238 00:16:41,847 --> 00:16:43,075 Do you like daisies? 239 00:16:43,447 --> 00:16:48,157 Criminal! You did it on purpose! What are you doing? Do you want to strangle me? 240 00:16:48,247 --> 00:16:50,556 . You did it on purpose! . What do you want?! . "What do you want"?! 241 00:16:50,647 --> 00:16:53,878 . You said "Margherita"! . The flowers! . You reminded me of Margherita! 242 00:16:53,967 --> 00:16:56,162 . The drawing teacher? . Yes! . Still? . Yes! 243 00:16:56,247 --> 00:16:59,717 . Whoa! I didn't think about it! . Oh, no? And I did! 244 00:16:59,847 --> 00:17:03,237 . Calm down! . "Calm down" what?! It ends badly, understand? 245 00:17:03,447 --> 00:17:05,244 I'll make you sleep on the right... 246 00:17:05,327 --> 00:17:08,956 ...counting sheep with Storace! . Who is Storace? I don't know him! 247 00:17:09,047 --> 00:17:12,357 . So you want La Russa? . The Russian yes. A beautiful Russian! 248 00:17:12,487 --> 00:17:14,364 Give me the pillow! That's it. 249 00:17:17,047 --> 00:17:18,446 Good night. 250 00:17:24,367 --> 00:17:27,086 (in Spanish) Beautiful! More! Beautiful! Look at her! 251 00:17:27,167 --> 00:17:30,159 Miguel! Look at the road that we end up upside down. 252 00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:33,325 (in Spanish) Her name is Ana Montez, She is my favorite woman. 253 00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:36,877 < Sas�: Is she your wife? < Miguel: No, she's a dancer! 254 00:17:36,967 --> 00:17:39,197 < But she's more famous for her boyfriend. 255 00:17:39,287 --> 00:17:43,963 He had many: bullfighters, tennis players, Formula One drivers... 256 00:17:44,087 --> 00:17:47,636 . And professors? . (laughing) No, he doesn't give a damn! 257 00:17:47,727 --> 00:17:50,446 < Culture is always already... (HORN) 258 00:17:53,647 --> 00:17:56,957 (Roman accent) Move this catafalque! (HORN) 259 00:17:57,247 --> 00:17:58,362 Enough! 260 00:18:02,727 --> 00:18:04,797 Rude! You have horns! 261 00:18:05,207 --> 00:18:08,119 He cheated on me! Fuckhead! Get out. 262 00:18:09,647 --> 00:18:10,966 (BRAKE SQUEALING) 263 00:18:13,367 --> 00:18:16,245 Cuckold to migo? Cuckold to migo?! 264 00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:20,556 I'll ruin it for you. I eat myself up the tires of your vehicle... 265 00:18:20,647 --> 00:18:23,320 ...I turn it around and then I piss in it. 266 00:18:23,407 --> 00:18:26,319 Ibericos, you are with me waterfalls males, very males. 267 00:18:26,487 --> 00:18:29,559 Because I know the descendant of Julius Caesar. 268 00:18:29,647 --> 00:18:31,763 The one who took you kicked ass 2000 years ago. 269 00:18:31,847 --> 00:18:36,363 And he will be the gladiator's great-grandson. On my signal, unleash hell! 270 00:18:37,087 --> 00:18:39,157 Enzo, do you want to stop it? 271 00:18:39,487 --> 00:18:45,084 . Be good! You waste your breath, they don't understand you! . They understand me. 272 00:18:45,287 --> 00:18:47,960 < Only they don't answer because his anus trembles! 273 00:18:48,047 --> 00:18:50,163 < Archimedes: But how does he speak? Rude! 274 00:18:50,247 --> 00:18:52,556 Shame on you, descendant of Julius Caesar! 275 00:18:52,647 --> 00:18:55,605 But what Julius Caesar? This yes and no descends from Garbage! 276 00:18:55,687 --> 00:18:57,166 Ah, but are you Italian? 277 00:18:57,287 --> 00:19:00,563 Of course, from Milan, that Central European city... 278 00:19:00,647 --> 00:19:03,957 ...600 kilometers from Rome! . 800 from Naples. 279 00:19:04,167 --> 00:19:06,476 Damn the shape of these two! (LAUGHS) 280 00:19:06,567 --> 00:19:10,526 . Are you on a school trip? . Yes. We are of the Giuseppe Verdi Classical High School. 281 00:19:11,007 --> 00:19:14,397 From Giuseppe Verdi High School? Do you happen to know Antonelli Ugo? 282 00:19:14,567 --> 00:19:16,159 Yes, it's here. 283 00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:18,039 . Ughetto! . Hello, dad. 284 00:19:18,127 --> 00:19:20,277 Nice daddy, what are you doing, you see me and don't say hello? 285 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:22,164 Stopped! He is under our protection. 286 00:19:22,247 --> 00:19:24,078 He's my son, I greet him, I don't eat him. 287 00:19:24,167 --> 00:19:26,920 . (in Milanese) Is he your dad? . Yes... It's her dad... Nice! 288 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:28,606 Please dad, come on! 289 00:19:29,367 --> 00:19:32,404 . HI. Pleased to meet you. I'm Jennifer... Nice to meet you, Ugo. 290 00:19:32,487 --> 00:19:35,797 . Nice to meet you, Formigoni. . Very happy, Rondinella... Nice to meet you. 291 00:19:36,207 --> 00:19:41,406 This is Jennifer. She's my Golden Lady, in the sense that I wear it. (LAUGHTER) 292 00:19:41,487 --> 00:19:42,806 < Sas�: Don't laugh! 293 00:19:42,887 --> 00:19:44,639 Honey, I'm joking! 294 00:19:44,727 --> 00:19:47,366 You know that jokes come out like this, I can't hold them. 295 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:50,285 Of course, it doesn't hold them back, like farts. 296 00:19:50,487 --> 00:19:52,079 (LAUGHTER) 297 00:19:52,527 --> 00:19:54,324 What a shape the Lumbardone! 298 00:19:54,407 --> 00:19:58,685 Mr. Antonelli, why don't we have it Ever seen her at parent interviews? 299 00:19:58,767 --> 00:20:00,086 < Because, after the divorce... 300 00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:03,239 ...Ugo's mother didn't make me set foot in Milan. 301 00:20:03,527 --> 00:20:07,315 . Aridaje! . (crying) He brought it because he was a child. Darnit! 302 00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:09,716 Then the judge got furious, this warthog... 303 00:20:09,807 --> 00:20:13,038 ...and so I Ughetto am forced to see it twice a year. 304 00:20:13,127 --> 00:20:14,845 . One, dad. . One... 305 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:19,040 . Enzo! You want to get a move on What am I cooking?! . I arrive! 306 00:20:19,327 --> 00:20:23,445 . Let's go to lbiza... Lucky you! Us instead we only visit churches and museums. 307 00:20:23,727 --> 00:20:26,844 . Too bad for you! I'm joking, it's a joke... Eh. 308 00:20:27,167 --> 00:20:29,362 Well, guys, goodbye everyone! 309 00:20:30,567 --> 00:20:32,125 . Hello, Ughetto. . Hello, dad. 310 00:20:32,207 --> 00:20:34,596 . Enzo! . And here I come! 311 00:20:34,807 --> 00:20:37,924 Mr. Antonelli, congratulations on your stocking. 312 00:20:38,127 --> 00:20:41,005 00:20:43,157 . She's a good girl, huh? . Good girl? 314 00:20:43,247 --> 00:20:46,398 She saw more peas herself what my grandfather's minestrone! (LAUGHTER) 315 00:20:46,487 --> 00:20:48,955 This time he made a bold statement. Eh, eh... 316 00:20:49,087 --> 00:20:50,805 What is it? 317 00:20:50,967 --> 00:20:53,117 Nothing, he asked me if he knew my grandmother. 318 00:20:53,207 --> 00:20:55,437 Greetings, have fun. Hello, professor! 319 00:20:55,527 --> 00:20:57,358 . Goodbye, dad. . Go, go. 320 00:20:58,127 --> 00:21:00,163 . I am coming! . You did it! 321 00:21:00,847 --> 00:21:03,839 . You're always screaming! . Uuuh! 322 00:21:04,407 --> 00:21:06,477 Come on, all aboard, let's go again! 323 00:21:07,087 --> 00:21:09,965 Moment! There's a problem: The bus is dead! 324 00:21:10,047 --> 00:21:11,036 In what sense? 325 00:21:11,127 --> 00:21:13,163 Too hot, pum! 326 00:21:13,327 --> 00:21:16,478 Did the engine crash? I have to look for a mechanic. 327 00:21:16,607 --> 00:21:19,724 . I'm coming too, I have to pee. . Do it first... 328 00:21:19,807 --> 00:21:21,559 ...do it in the countryside, It's all countryside. 329 00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:24,719 "Do it in the country"! They're all boys, I'm ashamed! 330 00:21:24,807 --> 00:21:27,446 . Why? You're ashamed because it's small... But, go. 331 00:21:27,527 --> 00:21:30,041 . We have small dimensions. . You miscalculated. 332 00:21:30,127 --> 00:21:32,118 . You can't find it. . I have a beast! 333 00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:35,677 . Even the ciciniello is a beast. . But do me a favor, go! 334 00:21:35,767 --> 00:21:38,679 . A car arrives. Let's do it hitchhiking... Let's hitchhike! 335 00:21:38,767 --> 00:21:39,756 Careful! 336 00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:45,079 . Thanks for the ride... Alla we get off at the first petrol station. 337 00:21:45,967 --> 00:21:47,116 (in Spanish) Do you want to drink? 338 00:21:47,207 --> 00:21:49,801 No! I already have to pee, imagine if I drink. 339 00:21:49,887 --> 00:21:53,675 Thanks, I'll drink some water willingly, it's terribly hot. 340 00:21:55,207 --> 00:21:57,118 (SASA' COUGHS. BOYS LAUGH) 341 00:21:57,207 --> 00:21:59,926 . But what stuff is it? . It's Chinch�n! Aguardiente! 342 00:22:00,247 --> 00:22:04,763 . It's grappa at 600,000�, made with fire. . These are Venetian Alpine troops. 343 00:22:04,847 --> 00:22:06,724 . No, Spanish drunkards. . Let's go well. 344 00:22:08,687 --> 00:22:10,006 Hey, hombre! 345 00:22:10,447 --> 00:22:13,405 . (in Spanish) A race up to Seville? . Certain. 346 00:22:13,487 --> 00:22:16,206 . 1,000 euro prize! . Agree! All right! 347 00:22:16,967 --> 00:22:18,639 (HORN) 348 00:22:20,167 --> 00:22:22,476 Hey! Look at the money here! 349 00:22:23,127 --> 00:22:27,166 . Fantastic! Stop, stop! . Let's go! Let's go! 350 00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:33,440 (ENGINE SOUND) 351 00:22:34,327 --> 00:22:35,396 (BOY LAUGHS) 352 00:22:36,087 --> 00:22:39,443 . But where have we ended up? . In a clandestine racing ring. 353 00:22:39,527 --> 00:22:42,280 < They bet on who comes first. (BOY LAUGHS) 354 00:22:42,367 --> 00:22:44,722 . What if we come second? . We are in God's hands. 355 00:22:47,167 --> 00:22:50,045 . What do they do? . They sniff! Cocaine! 356 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:52,283 Guys, look, you can't! 357 00:22:52,807 --> 00:22:56,197 They take points off your license! (BOYS LAUGHING) 358 00:22:56,607 --> 00:22:58,279 (TIRES SQUEALING) 359 00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:06,158 . I feel the salivation disappearing. . I have a bitter tongue. 360 00:23:07,287 --> 00:23:10,882 . I feel like a beast! . You are a beast! . Yes! 361 00:23:11,247 --> 00:23:15,604 (MUSIC IN BACKGROUND) 362 00:23:19,807 --> 00:23:21,559 Ramon, take out the stone! 363 00:23:21,647 --> 00:23:23,842 (BOYS LAUGHING) 364 00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:32,119 (CONCITED VOICE AND LAUGHTER) 365 00:23:36,247 --> 00:23:39,239 (Neapolitan accent) Sas�, that one has a piece of ass! 366 00:23:39,607 --> 00:23:42,724 Why, what do you have? The ass face! (THEY LAUGH) 367 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,042 (THUD) 368 00:23:50,687 --> 00:23:52,484 . They fell! . I saw them! 369 00:23:52,727 --> 00:23:58,006 . Go! Let's put it on autopilot! . Shut up, you idiot, there's no one there! 370 00:23:59,007 --> 00:24:02,397 Formigoni, help me get up the stone from the accelerator! 371 00:24:02,487 --> 00:24:05,285 Archimedes: Don't take it off, we'll get there first! 372 00:24:09,447 --> 00:24:11,005 Sas�: What are you doing, idiot?! 373 00:24:11,087 --> 00:24:14,557 I'll take your pants off, let's do it let's see the butts too! 374 00:24:15,447 --> 00:24:17,915 (TIRES SQUEALING) 375 00:24:18,607 --> 00:24:23,522 . Archimedes: What do you want from me? . Sas�: Brake! Under the accelerator! 376 00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:30,639 Archimedes: Here, I found it, I'll throw it away! 377 00:24:37,687 --> 00:24:40,963 . Sas�: It stops, it stops... < Archimedes: Earth, earth! 378 00:24:41,487 --> 00:24:42,966 Archimedes: Free! 379 00:24:43,087 --> 00:24:46,921 Sas�: Hello! Safe and sound. God I thank you. 380 00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:50,363 Oh, carabineros, we were at the mercy of two rascals! 381 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,915 . Hands arrives. . "Arriba" what? . iArriba! 382 00:24:53,087 --> 00:24:55,203 . How many words? . Hands up! 383 00:24:55,287 --> 00:24:57,562 . Ah! Hands up! . Hands up. 384 00:24:57,687 --> 00:24:58,756 (in Spanish) What is this? 385 00:24:58,847 --> 00:25:00,599 It's my beautiful face, this. 386 00:25:00,687 --> 00:25:03,963 . The white. . Ah, white! It's coke. 387 00:25:04,487 --> 00:25:06,318 It's not ours, it's the rascals'. 388 00:25:06,807 --> 00:25:10,516 . Ah, cocaine, perfecto. . Cocaine... Cocaine... iManos arrives! 389 00:25:10,607 --> 00:25:12,086 Pull the gun down, I'm scared! 390 00:25:12,167 --> 00:25:14,203 Now I'm calling the police station and we all leave. 391 00:25:17,007 --> 00:25:18,326 Sas�: Birbacciones! 392 00:25:19,567 --> 00:25:20,920 (POLICE OFFICER SHOUTS) 393 00:25:21,167 --> 00:25:23,886 Aaah! ISocorro! 394 00:25:27,487 --> 00:25:29,762 Luckily, he's alive! (POLICE OFFICER SHOUTS) 395 00:25:30,767 --> 00:25:33,884 If I catch you, I'll kill you! 396 00:25:34,007 --> 00:25:38,478 . Like Wile E. Coyote! . Beep beep! . You do it well! . Beep beep! (HORN) 397 00:25:38,567 --> 00:25:40,842 < Archimedes: What is it, the echo? < Sas�: It's a horn! 398 00:25:41,327 --> 00:25:42,521 The bus! 399 00:25:45,247 --> 00:25:46,965 Professors, I want applause. 400 00:25:47,047 --> 00:25:49,880 Mongini present here he fixed the broken sleeve... 401 00:25:49,967 --> 00:25:53,562 ...with two extra-large condoms. Safe sex is necessary. 402 00:25:53,647 --> 00:25:57,356 Well, Mongini. Go pee behind a bush, so we set off again. 403 00:25:57,447 --> 00:26:00,041 . No need, it's already done. . Did you pee yourself? 404 00:26:00,127 --> 00:26:02,800 . I also made a big deal. . The poop? . Beep beep! 405 00:26:02,887 --> 00:26:05,321 . How disgusting! You're done poop on you? . Beep beep! 406 00:26:05,527 --> 00:26:09,486 (MUSIC IN BACKGROUND) 407 00:26:25,647 --> 00:26:28,923 < Enzo: Hello, Ughetto! . Dad?! What are you doing here? 408 00:26:29,007 --> 00:26:31,840 < I'll wait for you. I surprised you, are you happy? 409 00:26:32,447 --> 00:26:34,642 How did you know we were coming in this hotel? 410 00:26:34,727 --> 00:26:37,446 I called the high school Giuseppe Verdi of Milan... 411 00:26:37,527 --> 00:26:39,802 ...and I pinched you, didn't I? . And Ibiza? 412 00:26:39,967 --> 00:26:42,003 Exactly, when are we going to Lbiza? 413 00:26:42,407 --> 00:26:45,877 Ah, I can't stand you anymore with this lbiza, lbiza, lbiza! 414 00:26:45,967 --> 00:26:47,798 My ears asked me a day off. 415 00:26:47,887 --> 00:26:50,321 I explained it to you: I want to spend some time with my son... 416 00:26:50,407 --> 00:26:52,716 ...and then we go to Ibiza! 417 00:26:53,047 --> 00:26:57,643 Still! Mom was right: Stay away from divorcees with children! 418 00:26:57,727 --> 00:27:00,446 . They are problematic! . But problematic with what? 419 00:27:00,527 --> 00:27:03,644 Once I can stay a bit with my son, I take advantage of it! 420 00:27:03,847 --> 00:27:06,645 Miss, if you want, I'll come to Lbiza with her. 421 00:27:06,727 --> 00:27:09,685 Don't be an idiot, Mongini, he starts acting like a playboy! 422 00:27:09,847 --> 00:27:11,883 Forgive him, Miss Jennifer. 423 00:27:12,167 --> 00:27:14,556 But no, professor, let him do it. 424 00:27:14,647 --> 00:27:18,765 . We women are a bit flirtatious, compliments flatter us... If so... 425 00:27:19,527 --> 00:27:22,678 Professor, are you sorry if for some Shall I join your group one day? 426 00:27:22,767 --> 00:27:24,325 . And Jennifer? . Always present! 427 00:27:24,407 --> 00:27:27,558 Yes, but we don't go to discos, but permusei, do you understand the word? 428 00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:30,207 I like culture. I also have an encyclopedia at home. 429 00:27:30,287 --> 00:27:32,517 . Treccani? . No, two cats. Did he get the joke? 430 00:27:32,607 --> 00:27:36,043 I'll cut my wrists! She has to stay be careful, it's an exaggerated joke! 431 00:27:36,127 --> 00:27:38,402 . The jokes escape him! . Bravo. 432 00:27:38,927 --> 00:27:42,715 Oh, to repay me anyway in Ostia I have a salon that is a jewel! 433 00:27:42,927 --> 00:27:47,045 . Cars? . No, a hairdresser's. "From Figaro. Bellicapelli". 434 00:27:47,127 --> 00:27:48,685 Is "Bellicapelli" the subtitle? 435 00:27:48,767 --> 00:27:50,917 (laughing) You too the jokes come, huh? 436 00:27:51,007 --> 00:27:55,319 Of course, he is Neapolitan. He's very, very funny! 437 00:27:55,487 --> 00:27:57,921 Whenever you want I can give it to you a hair trim... 438 00:27:58,007 --> 00:27:59,963 ...and Jennifer can manicure your hands. 439 00:28:00,047 --> 00:28:02,641 She with the file and scissors works miracles! 440 00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:05,520 Yes, eh! And, as Enzino says, "I'll soak it"! 441 00:28:05,807 --> 00:28:09,595 . Miss, let's avoid ambiguous gestures, the boys... What did I say? 442 00:28:09,687 --> 00:28:12,440 To her, for example, I could do a cut... Pupo style. 443 00:28:12,527 --> 00:28:15,041 . Would be? . My business! (LAUGHS) 444 00:28:15,647 --> 00:28:18,798 He manages to improve his batting at bat, it's exceptional! 445 00:28:18,887 --> 00:28:21,196 Listen, Figaro, How do you do my hair? 446 00:28:21,487 --> 00:28:24,524 Ate? Look what's on your mind! The insecticide. 447 00:28:24,607 --> 00:28:27,075 Your hair is so dry it has lice they walk around with a water bottle! 448 00:28:27,167 --> 00:28:30,125 This is cute! Remember a first style Woody Allen. 449 00:28:30,407 --> 00:28:34,798 Antonelli, now we're going to get you possession of the rooms, come on! Go! 450 00:28:34,887 --> 00:28:38,243 Professor, goodbye, and always at his disposal. With Jennifer. 451 00:28:38,327 --> 00:28:40,318 . Slowly, I got sunstroke. . Walk! 452 00:28:41,087 --> 00:28:42,202 Ugo: Dad! 453 00:28:42,287 --> 00:28:45,643 Miss, congratulations on the soaking. Guys, don't stop on Jennifer! 454 00:28:45,727 --> 00:28:47,080 < Let's go! . HI. 455 00:28:47,167 --> 00:28:49,476 Archimede: Rondinella, perme n� 13 n� 17. 456 00:28:49,567 --> 00:28:51,239 < Sas�: What do I do as a goalkeeper? 457 00:28:52,807 --> 00:28:57,164 What a drag! You were supposed to take me to Ibiza to dance and we go around the museums. 458 00:28:57,367 --> 00:28:59,881 Do you see how ignorant you are? In Seville you want to dance! 459 00:28:59,967 --> 00:29:01,082 This is the homeland of... 460 00:29:02,487 --> 00:29:03,681 ...flamenco! 461 00:29:04,007 --> 00:29:07,204 (FLAMENCO MUSIC) 462 00:29:31,727 --> 00:29:34,719 463 00:29:38,487 --> 00:29:41,797 (ARCHIMEDES DOES THE VERSE) 464 00:29:47,367 --> 00:29:49,164 Archimede: Baila, I'll pay you! 465 00:29:49,607 --> 00:29:52,679 466 00:29:54,247 --> 00:29:56,522 Ol�! 467 00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:00,996 Ah! 468 00:30:05,207 --> 00:30:07,004 < Archimedes: Who is this? 469 00:30:08,367 --> 00:30:09,356 Ol�! 470 00:30:11,167 --> 00:30:12,361 Ah! 471 00:30:13,407 --> 00:30:14,840 < Aaah! 472 00:30:15,487 --> 00:30:16,522 Ah! 473 00:30:21,447 --> 00:30:23,836 Archimedes (in Venetian): It's mine! It's mine! 474 00:30:26,727 --> 00:30:31,198 (SASA' AND ARCHIMEDES MAKE VERSl) 475 00:30:36,047 --> 00:30:40,086 Archimedes: Alas, what a pain! Ah, what a pain! 476 00:30:40,287 --> 00:30:42,676 (ARCHIMEDES SHOUTS) 477 00:30:42,767 --> 00:30:44,200 Coffee, newspapers! 478 00:30:44,607 --> 00:30:47,804 (APPLAUSE) Audience: Well done! Well done! 479 00:30:51,687 --> 00:30:54,247 Professor, next time, instead of the theater... 480 00:30:54,327 --> 00:30:57,399 ...sleep in the hotel which is more comfortable... 7 for 8? 481 00:30:57,727 --> 00:31:00,639 Prof relax, it's evening, relax, relax. 482 00:31:02,207 --> 00:31:06,041 (SASA' AND ENZO HUMM AND THEY MAKE VERSl) 483 00:31:08,447 --> 00:31:11,359 . Ouch! . Excuse me! . I really caught my foot! 484 00:31:11,447 --> 00:31:15,679 . You've been stepping on my toes all evening! . It's the first time... What a first time! 485 00:31:15,767 --> 00:31:19,043 Sas�, you are my ruin! I can't take it anymore, okay? 486 00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:21,846 You're crazy! Strength to teach you give the numbers! 487 00:31:21,927 --> 00:31:25,317 Ah, what a pain! What a pain! 488 00:31:25,607 --> 00:31:27,598 Ah! My foot! 489 00:31:28,207 --> 00:31:31,438 . So, love, you liked it flamenco? . Two balls! 490 00:31:31,647 --> 00:31:35,401 But always "two balls"? Flamenco two balls, bullfighting two balls. 491 00:31:35,487 --> 00:31:39,958 . May we know what you like? . Ibiza! . Two balls with this lbiza! 492 00:31:41,287 --> 00:31:45,121 < Mongini: Maronna! Am I dreaming or am I quick? Look at all these youngsters! 493 00:31:45,407 --> 00:31:48,205 . HI. We Italians. . From Milan. 494 00:31:48,327 --> 00:31:53,196 . We San Francisco, California. . San Francisco, hello! (LAUGHS) 495 00:31:53,727 --> 00:31:58,517 . Quick, on the bus. Let's go back to the hotel. < Sas�: Are you also on a school trip? 496 00:31:58,687 --> 00:32:02,726 . Yes, we are touring Europe. . No, we're just touring Spain. 497 00:32:02,847 --> 00:32:06,635 . Ah, the Vuelta. . Do you know the Vuelta? Compliments! 498 00:32:06,927 --> 00:32:09,236 I love cycling. I did some races. 499 00:32:09,327 --> 00:32:12,319 I could have sworn it if I saw it the exuberant, athletic physique... 500 00:32:12,447 --> 00:32:17,237 . I teach physical education... I don't, I teach literature, a boring subject. 501 00:32:17,487 --> 00:32:20,160 Very pleased, Salvatore Rondinella. 502 00:32:20,527 --> 00:32:23,724 Nice to meet you, Margaret Granger, Maggie for friends. 503 00:32:23,807 --> 00:32:27,959 Endearment for endearment, my name is Sas�. (LAUGHS) 504 00:32:28,407 --> 00:32:29,920 What pain, what pain! 505 00:32:30,687 --> 00:32:33,520 . Jack... It would be necessary Doctor Ciccarelli's pasta. 506 00:32:33,607 --> 00:32:36,997 . I can't believe it... . That Jack, he's a high school colleague. 507 00:32:37,127 --> 00:32:42,724 . Any idiot... Let's hurry or we will find the restaurant closed. 508 00:32:42,807 --> 00:32:46,482 . Goodbye, it was a pleasure. . The pleasure was all mine. 509 00:32:46,647 --> 00:32:51,960 . Happy Tour. . Happy Europe. Hi Maggie. Jack... 510 00:32:52,567 --> 00:32:53,636 Come on, let's go. 511 00:32:55,247 --> 00:32:58,444 . So bye, I have to go. . HI. 512 00:33:01,527 --> 00:33:03,324 . I'm Nicole. . Ugo. 513 00:33:05,727 --> 00:33:09,197 Well done Ughetto, you got it the stranger! Good blood doesn't lie... 514 00:33:09,287 --> 00:33:12,723 ...you're like dad, who when he sees the prey (ROAR) is unforgiving. 515 00:33:13,047 --> 00:33:17,996 . Dead of sleep, what do you say? . I? I take Viagra as a tranquilizer! 516 00:33:18,087 --> 00:33:21,602 How dare you? I'm a figure mythological: Half man, half jaguar! 517 00:33:21,687 --> 00:33:24,918 And get it over with! If I didn't give myself I have to do... Don't make me talk. 518 00:33:25,007 --> 00:33:28,283 Ugo, remember that they always are women to take the lead. 519 00:33:28,367 --> 00:33:31,643 Of what? It's the man who decides, because he is the King of the forest. 520 00:33:31,767 --> 00:33:36,283 When he's hungry he looks around, he chooses the antelope and saddles it. 521 00:33:36,367 --> 00:33:39,484 . Start with this story again! . Listen to dad, dad will explain it to you. 522 00:33:39,687 --> 00:33:42,918 (MUSIC IN BACKGROUND) 523 00:34:05,967 --> 00:34:08,720 . Lunch break! . Everyone: Ol�! 524 00:34:14,487 --> 00:34:16,000 (ENZO SIGH) 525 00:34:16,247 --> 00:34:20,081 Chiccos, bring me what you want, even a squeeze of bull's balls... 526 00:34:20,327 --> 00:34:24,240 ...as long as it's frozen. . My goodness, how boring you are! 527 00:34:24,807 --> 00:34:26,604 Camilla Parkinson spoke! 528 00:34:27,527 --> 00:34:28,596 Kill... 529 00:34:29,207 --> 00:34:31,801 Look what I have under my armpits, seafood... 530 00:34:32,527 --> 00:34:35,325 . Your dad is too strong. . A little heavy. 531 00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:37,841 How heavy! You should see my parent. 532 00:34:37,927 --> 00:34:39,758 At least yours is funny, it's funny. 533 00:34:40,047 --> 00:34:42,038 < Nicole: Ugo! . Nicole! 534 00:34:44,127 --> 00:34:47,802 . I felt like I would see you again. . Please sit down. 535 00:34:48,647 --> 00:34:50,126 My goodness, it's so hot! 536 00:34:51,247 --> 00:34:55,001 Ari. Maggie! (MAGGIE LAUGHS) 537 00:34:55,727 --> 00:34:59,436 . Good morning... Good morning. . Good morning, Sally... Yes! 538 00:34:59,567 --> 00:35:03,958 . The world is small... A citadel, to quote the great Cronin. 539 00:35:04,407 --> 00:35:07,479 . Who? . Cronin. The great English writer. 540 00:35:07,767 --> 00:35:11,043 Never heard of it. I'm one simple gym teacher. 541 00:35:11,127 --> 00:35:13,880 For goodness sake, after all, who will Cronin be? 542 00:35:14,887 --> 00:35:19,199 . Where is his friend Archimedes? . I don't know, but what... There it is. 543 00:35:19,767 --> 00:35:23,362 Come on, kitty, smile! Little one! 544 00:35:23,447 --> 00:35:27,360 . What does he do? . Photograph cats, as usual. It's his hobby. 545 00:35:27,687 --> 00:35:28,881 How sweet... 546 00:35:29,007 --> 00:35:33,364 But how do you photograph cats with so many beautiful things to photograph? 547 00:35:34,727 --> 00:35:37,525 Where are you going? Wait, come here. 548 00:35:37,927 --> 00:35:40,521 < You become a star, Garfield 3. Come here. 549 00:35:40,607 --> 00:35:42,677 No, come here, where are you going? But where are you going? 550 00:35:43,407 --> 00:35:46,319 Little one, come here! Little one, how little he is! 551 00:35:46,447 --> 00:35:49,962 < Comment Are you okay, petit? Are you happy? 552 00:35:50,967 --> 00:35:53,561 Where are you going? Look where it went. 553 00:35:54,647 --> 00:35:58,845 But you're a rascal... I'll show you, now I'll catch you. 554 00:35:59,287 --> 00:36:02,324 Ah, if I catch you, I'll catch you, I'll catch you, I'll catch you! 555 00:36:04,007 --> 00:36:05,679 Ana: Love! (CAT MEOWS) 556 00:36:06,127 --> 00:36:08,083 Heaven, cute, mi amor, I'm going. 557 00:36:08,167 --> 00:36:10,965 I keep my brother-in-law that is due to me in Madrid for his birthday. 558 00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:14,563 Oh, no, please. No te vayas. There's still a little bit left... 559 00:36:14,647 --> 00:36:17,764 I can't! IEs el Rey! I can't stand up to the King of Spain! 560 00:36:18,047 --> 00:36:20,845 I bet there will be even that witch of your wife. 561 00:36:21,087 --> 00:36:22,600 Please, again! 562 00:36:23,887 --> 00:36:27,675 < Heaven, dear, mi amor, ask me a seriously disastrous scandal. 563 00:36:27,927 --> 00:36:29,246 A racket! 564 00:36:29,367 --> 00:36:34,043 Imagine yourself on the cover of "iHola!" with all the Royal Family! 565 00:36:34,207 --> 00:36:37,802 Shitface! Stand still! You're blurry to me. Don't move! 566 00:36:38,047 --> 00:36:39,958 < Stay still... Stay still! Stopped! 567 00:36:40,247 --> 00:36:42,920 But it's humbling to have to always meeting like this... 568 00:36:43,247 --> 00:36:45,078 ...like two clandestine lovers... 569 00:36:45,167 --> 00:36:48,682 ...hidden in a habitaci�n in Sevilla, to escape from the paparazzos. 570 00:36:48,767 --> 00:36:50,837 I'm red! You understand? Rota! 571 00:36:52,567 --> 00:36:58,085 Rota yes, but it's worth it, because... yo soy loco para ti. 572 00:37:00,007 --> 00:37:01,998 (panting) Yo I'm a port local. 573 00:37:02,647 --> 00:37:08,836 . Loco para ti... iSi, loca! . iLoco! Carramba, a paparazzi! . Gotcha! 574 00:37:10,047 --> 00:37:12,766 Did you call him, right? Make it public! 575 00:37:12,847 --> 00:37:15,122 But no, my love, I swear to you. ! It's not true! 576 00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:17,639 Ah, maybe he followed me. 577 00:37:17,967 --> 00:37:22,358 There it is! Oh, I have it. It's a really nice service. 578 00:37:23,727 --> 00:37:27,197 Now you must recover the photos at any cost! 579 00:37:27,927 --> 00:37:31,317 . Maggie, are you married? . No, I'm a widow. 580 00:37:31,927 --> 00:37:33,565 But really? So young? 581 00:37:34,647 --> 00:37:38,037 . I lost my husband in a tragic accident... I'm sorry. 582 00:37:39,767 --> 00:37:43,077 . I, on the other hand, have never married. . No? How come? 583 00:37:43,767 --> 00:37:45,564 Who knows. Maybe life... 584 00:37:45,647 --> 00:37:48,798 ...maybe because when I was young I had too many ideas in my head. 585 00:37:49,047 --> 00:37:53,438 I would have liked to be an artist. Dancing, singing, acting... 586 00:37:53,527 --> 00:37:56,519 Sorry, baby, have patience, I have my mind elsewhere. 587 00:37:56,887 --> 00:38:01,085 But I wasn't lucky, so I remained single. 588 00:38:01,167 --> 00:38:03,681 Single professor. Which I don't mind... 589 00:38:03,767 --> 00:38:06,281 ...after all, my students It's as if they were my children. 590 00:38:06,407 --> 00:38:07,635 How cute! 591 00:38:08,007 --> 00:38:10,999 However, I confess that I miss a wife. 592 00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:14,523 Who knows, maybe one day, if I found the right person... 593 00:38:14,727 --> 00:38:16,319 . Archimedes! . Archimedes? 594 00:38:16,407 --> 00:38:18,398 . How did it go with the kittens? . Please? 595 00:38:18,527 --> 00:38:22,600 . His friend told me about his hobbies. I'm Margaret... Margaret? 596 00:38:22,687 --> 00:38:24,359 No, they call her Maggie. 597 00:38:24,447 --> 00:38:28,042 He teaches gymnastics. It's them too on a school trip. Go away! 598 00:38:28,127 --> 00:38:30,243 Sit down with us, show me your photos. 599 00:38:30,327 --> 00:38:31,919 Must photograph cats. 600 00:38:32,567 --> 00:38:33,682 Look here. 601 00:38:34,687 --> 00:38:36,086 < Maggie: It's beautiful. 602 00:38:36,167 --> 00:38:39,603 Sure, it looks like one that I have at home. Same, same. 603 00:38:39,687 --> 00:38:41,643 00:38:43,683 ...Einstein, Euclid, Pythagoras. 605 00:38:43,767 --> 00:38:46,964 . (laughing) I bet he teaches mathematics. < Exactly! 7 for 8? 606 00:38:47,087 --> 00:38:50,841 < Maggie: Not my strong suit. . Haven't you worked up an appetite while taking pictures? 607 00:38:50,927 --> 00:38:52,155 My stomach opened. 608 00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:54,636 . It closed to me. Eat yourself this beautiful sandwich... Thank you. 609 00:38:54,727 --> 00:38:56,922 Wait, I'll take the photo, like this. 610 00:38:57,447 --> 00:38:59,802 Tac. The sandwich immortalized me! 611 00:38:59,887 --> 00:39:02,560 When I like things, I photograph them! 612 00:39:03,567 --> 00:39:07,606 I ate one too, it has everything: tomato, mayonnaise... 613 00:39:07,727 --> 00:39:09,399 ...tons of garlic... 614 00:39:15,647 --> 00:39:16,557 Archimedes? 615 00:39:17,487 --> 00:39:20,365 Here you go. Remove the air bubble... 616 00:39:20,887 --> 00:39:23,355 We are ready. Come on, discover yourself! 617 00:39:24,087 --> 00:39:27,557 But I don't want to be seen your ass, sorry! 618 00:39:27,727 --> 00:39:33,085 . Either you discover yourself or you suffocate to death. Do you want to die? . No, that's fine then. 619 00:39:33,167 --> 00:39:35,476 But don't look, that I take down my underwear. 620 00:39:35,567 --> 00:39:41,881 . I have to look! . Look up... It's mind-blowing! 621 00:39:41,967 --> 00:39:44,481 . Why, what happened? . It's a melon. It's huge. 622 00:39:44,567 --> 00:39:46,876 Double one of a normal butt. 623 00:39:46,967 --> 00:39:50,676 . Look, don't give compliments. . Impossible not to appreciate. 624 00:39:50,767 --> 00:39:53,725 . Are you liver disease? . No, why? 00:39:58,365 . He must have eaten a peanut. . A? A bucket! 626 00:39:58,487 --> 00:40:00,284 Look, they're really pustules! 627 00:40:00,487 --> 00:40:03,479 . But when ever! . Be careful! 628 00:40:03,847 --> 00:40:08,716 Ready, then, hold your breath, I count to 5 and then post. I go? 629 00:40:08,847 --> 00:40:11,725 . I'm suffocating. . Don't worry. 630 00:40:11,807 --> 00:40:16,642 . So, I'll count to 4. 1, 2... . Stop! Stop! 631 00:40:16,807 --> 00:40:19,196 . Already two me stopped? . Have you disinfected? 632 00:40:19,327 --> 00:40:22,717 You talk, you talk, you distract me and I forget the most important things. 633 00:40:22,807 --> 00:40:25,162 It was an infection, it was festering... 634 00:40:25,247 --> 00:40:28,637 ...we amputated the leg. Are we ready? Here it is... Aaah! 635 00:40:28,887 --> 00:40:32,084 < Aaah! . What happened now? . Did you do it to me? 636 00:40:32,167 --> 00:40:35,204 00:40:39,838 (ARCHIMEDES SHOUTS) It's not worth it! You didn't count before! 638 00:40:39,967 --> 00:40:45,360 A masterpiece is coming! Come in, it's a marvel. Ah! 639 00:40:45,687 --> 00:40:48,679 (ARCHIMEDES GRANS. CELL PHONE RINGS) 640 00:40:49,567 --> 00:40:50,761 Ready? 641 00:40:51,647 --> 00:40:55,686 00:41:00,120 00:41:01,242 I knew it. 644 00:41:01,327 --> 00:41:05,036 He asked you for 7 euros. He owes you 6 euros, the umbrella and the chair... 645 00:41:05,127 --> 00:41:08,278 ...and he has to give you the second row. . Remove the needle! Burn! 646 00:41:08,367 --> 00:41:12,883 Stay calm, sing something, think of a beautiful landscape. 647 00:41:13,087 --> 00:41:16,079 . Think of a beautiful lawn. Do you like meadows? . Eh... 648 00:41:16,167 --> 00:41:18,397 No, I'm talking to my colleague. Do you like meadows? 649 00:41:18,487 --> 00:41:22,275 There are many beautiful flowers, with many beautiful daisies. Huh? 650 00:41:23,327 --> 00:41:28,162 (ARCHIMEDES AND SASA' SHOUT) I'll call you back, Aunt Luisa! 651 00:41:29,447 --> 00:41:32,041 Did you see that you're deflated? The injection worked. 652 00:41:32,207 --> 00:41:36,325 Yes, but you got my sciatic nerve and my butt hurts. 653 00:41:36,407 --> 00:41:39,046 00:41:42,597 < Archimede: It wasn't an injection romantic... Romantic injection? 655 00:41:42,687 --> 00:41:46,839 Do me a favor, go back to the room. It's really stupid, romantic injection. 656 00:41:48,767 --> 00:41:49,916 (DOOR CLOSES) 657 00:41:52,807 --> 00:41:56,561 (CALL THE GATTI) 658 00:41:56,647 --> 00:41:59,957 on the snout is an old woman... 659 00:42:00,087 --> 00:42:01,566 (CALL THE GATTI) 660 00:42:01,767 --> 00:42:05,362 and a little star... 661 00:42:05,487 --> 00:42:09,446 that Ra. That. Ra. That. Ra. T�. 662 00:42:10,927 --> 00:42:13,919 (softly) Miss, please! 663 00:42:14,007 --> 00:42:17,716 . Ana Montez! The super famous? . Yes, it's me. 664 00:42:18,047 --> 00:42:21,926 . Senorita, I need a huge favor... Yes. 665 00:42:22,047 --> 00:42:24,322 I have to go in in that room now. 666 00:42:25,287 --> 00:42:28,279 I want to make a surprise to my new boyfriend. 667 00:42:29,087 --> 00:42:33,683 . The Italian professor? The bald guy? . Yes, but you don't know how macho he is! 668 00:42:34,327 --> 00:42:36,318 I'm crazy, crazy. 669 00:42:39,487 --> 00:42:40,602 Come in, come in. 670 00:42:41,247 --> 00:42:43,556 Forgive, forgive, forgive. Please... 671 00:42:43,847 --> 00:42:47,044 ...can you sign an autograph for me? here? . Sst, yes... I'm Isabel. 672 00:42:49,127 --> 00:42:51,243 Thank you. I'll show it to my mom. 673 00:42:53,367 --> 00:42:55,835 . Mh. . Thank you! . Go! 674 00:42:59,207 --> 00:43:02,040 (SOUND OF FLOWING WATER) 675 00:43:02,127 --> 00:43:05,437 < Archimedes: in a row for6 with the remainder of 2. 676 00:43:05,607 --> 00:43:09,122 < per6 with the remainder of 2. 677 00:43:09,687 --> 00:43:12,360 < 678 00:43:17,687 --> 00:43:20,406 (KNOCKS ON THE DOOR) < Archimedes: I'm coming! 679 00:43:27,647 --> 00:43:29,717 (KNOCKS ON THE DOOR) 680 00:43:29,807 --> 00:43:32,446 < I'm in the shower, just a minute! . iMaldici�n! 681 00:43:43,087 --> 00:43:46,841 25, 60, 38! 682 00:43:48,767 --> 00:43:52,362 . Oh! . Hello, Archimedes, I came by to see how he is. 683 00:43:52,447 --> 00:43:55,166 Much better, thanks. She was very kind. Thank you. 684 00:43:55,367 --> 00:43:58,086 I was a little worried, it swelled up so much... 685 00:43:58,167 --> 00:44:00,761 When I eat garlic, since I'm allergic... 686 00:44:00,847 --> 00:44:05,523 ...everything explodes in me, I become one thing... Then it passes. (LAUGHS) 687 00:44:05,607 --> 00:44:07,916 I'm happy to see that everything is fine now. 688 00:44:08,007 --> 00:44:11,522 . Okay. Thanks, goodbye. . Until we meet again. Thank you, very kind. 689 00:44:11,607 --> 00:44:13,086 . Listen... . Yes? 690 00:44:14,127 --> 00:44:17,324 . If I don't bother you, do you have a minute? . A minute with me? 691 00:44:17,647 --> 00:44:21,435 . Please take a seat. But don't you look at the mess... No. 692 00:44:21,527 --> 00:44:25,361 What does he want? I am a man. Ecce homo. Omo. (LAUGHS) 693 00:44:25,447 --> 00:44:27,722 Maggie: No problem. (ARCHIMEDES SIGH) 694 00:44:28,047 --> 00:44:31,596 I almost had a heart attack when I saw her outside Flamenco. 695 00:44:31,807 --> 00:44:36,005 . I don't understand, why? . It could to be my husband's twin... Ah! 696 00:44:42,087 --> 00:44:45,796 (gasping) But this is me! I'm the same! 697 00:44:45,887 --> 00:44:49,641 Younger, more hair, but that's me. Same, same, same, same. 698 00:44:49,727 --> 00:44:51,797 . Ninth. . It's Jack Hoffman. 699 00:44:52,127 --> 00:44:56,917 Professor of astrophysics at the University of Berkley. Indeed, I should say..."was". 700 00:44:57,607 --> 00:44:59,996 He died at Christmas two years ago. 701 00:45:00,927 --> 00:45:04,840 (crying) I'm so sorry, I'm sorry. 702 00:45:04,927 --> 00:45:08,363 Because he looked so much like me, quick, quick to me. 703 00:45:09,327 --> 00:45:11,761 It was the man most important thing in my life. 704 00:45:16,647 --> 00:45:19,036 < Maggie: So I was a young student. 705 00:45:19,167 --> 00:45:21,965 < And one day, in the library, at the University... 706 00:45:22,767 --> 00:45:25,281 ...Jack came in loudly in my life. 707 00:45:32,167 --> 00:45:33,919 (JACK SCREAMS. MAGGIE gasps) 708 00:45:34,847 --> 00:45:37,566 < He fractured three ribs and both legs. 709 00:45:38,367 --> 00:45:41,962 00:45:44,038 < He couldn't walk for 40 days. 711 00:45:44,687 --> 00:45:47,440 < It was 40 days happiest in my life. 712 00:45:47,687 --> 00:45:49,439 < Jack was a special man: 713 00:45:49,607 --> 00:45:52,679 ...intelligent, witty, incredibly cultured... 714 00:45:53,047 --> 00:45:55,197 ...he knew everything about the stars and planets. 715 00:45:55,287 --> 00:45:58,484 00:46:04,080 < Physically it won't have been much, but he had a fantastic mind! 717 00:46:04,887 --> 00:46:07,959 < And a few months later I made an important decision. 718 00:46:16,447 --> 00:46:20,156 . Jack! Jack! HI. . HI! 719 00:46:21,247 --> 00:46:25,365 I want to ask you something... Close your eyes for just a moment. 720 00:46:31,407 --> 00:46:32,522 Oh! 721 00:46:32,847 --> 00:46:34,326 Would you like to marry me? 722 00:46:34,527 --> 00:46:36,722 < Since then we have never been separated again. 723 00:46:36,807 --> 00:46:39,799 He was 20 years older than me, but it was as if we were the same age. 724 00:46:40,167 --> 00:46:42,522 I'm afraid I bored her with my story. 725 00:46:42,727 --> 00:46:46,276 < But since I saw her, It was as if he had returned. 726 00:46:46,607 --> 00:46:51,203 The resemblance is extraordinary, even physically, the same. 727 00:46:51,287 --> 00:46:52,959 And you're both teachers! 728 00:46:53,167 --> 00:46:55,920 Archimedes: The only difference I'm not married... 729 00:46:56,007 --> 00:46:59,363 ...because I wasn't lucky to fall from a ladder into her arms. 730 00:46:59,447 --> 00:47:01,756 I was lucky to meet Jack. 731 00:47:01,847 --> 00:47:03,724 And you are two drops of water. 732 00:47:05,647 --> 00:47:07,365 (BUBBLE) 733 00:47:07,647 --> 00:47:12,163 . What's happening to her? He won't have eaten more garlic? . No, it's the emotion. 734 00:47:12,567 --> 00:47:16,446 (MAGGIE LAUGHS) He's shy! How cute! 735 00:47:16,847 --> 00:47:20,283 . No, Jack wasn't shy. . I, on the other hand, am a bit shy. 736 00:47:20,367 --> 00:47:24,201 It's also the situation. I'm not Never found myself in a situation like this... 737 00:47:24,287 --> 00:47:27,882 ...in a hotel room, with a lady, alone! 738 00:47:27,967 --> 00:47:29,161 (ANA SNEEZES) 739 00:47:29,367 --> 00:47:30,641 But who is there? 740 00:47:33,087 --> 00:47:36,875 (clearing his throat) Sorry. I'm a little allergic to dust. 741 00:47:37,087 --> 00:47:41,285 . I'm embarrassed, I didn't imagine that he had company... Me neither. 742 00:47:41,527 --> 00:47:42,801 But who is she? 743 00:47:42,887 --> 00:47:45,606 . You know it very well. . the? . Don't play dumb! 744 00:47:45,687 --> 00:47:47,803 You know who I am and why I'm here! 745 00:47:48,007 --> 00:47:50,601 . Better that I leave you alone. . No, Maggie, sorry. 746 00:47:50,687 --> 00:47:54,566 I assure you that this young lady I don't know her and I never knew her! 747 00:47:54,647 --> 00:47:58,435 He doesn't owe me any explanations. Congratulations for your good taste. 748 00:48:00,487 --> 00:48:03,797 Senorita, what are you doing? Does it make me combine bordelon? 749 00:48:04,087 --> 00:48:09,320 . Did you want to fuck me? Instead I I fucked you! . But... iCabr�n! 750 00:48:12,687 --> 00:48:16,680 The bastard from Siviglia. Like Siviglia's Barbiere. 751 00:48:17,327 --> 00:48:23,562 (MUSIC BY "THE BARBER OF SEVILLE") 752 00:48:33,447 --> 00:48:34,846 753 00:48:36,487 --> 00:48:37,761 754 00:48:39,567 --> 00:48:41,159 755 00:48:42,687 --> 00:48:43,881 756 00:48:51,607 --> 00:48:54,405 everyone wants me... 757 00:48:54,887 --> 00:48:57,606 old men and girls. 758 00:48:57,887 --> 00:49:00,685 beard soon... 759 00:49:01,207 --> 00:49:03,641 Ticket soon. 760 00:49:03,727 --> 00:49:06,878 everyone asks me, everyone wants me. 761 00:49:06,967 --> 00:49:10,084 ticket soon, eh! 762 00:49:10,167 --> 00:49:13,921 (soprano voices) 763 00:49:14,167 --> 00:49:17,159 < 764 00:49:17,327 --> 00:49:22,560 Figaro. Figaro... 765 00:49:22,647 --> 00:49:26,686 Alas! What a crowd! 766 00:49:26,887 --> 00:49:32,678 For goodness sake! For goodness sake! 767 00:49:32,967 --> 00:49:40,282 one at a time, for goodness sake. 768 00:49:40,687 --> 00:49:41,722 Figaro! 769 00:49:41,967 --> 00:49:43,161 I'm here. 770 00:49:43,447 --> 00:49:44,721 Hey, Figaro. 771 00:49:45,047 --> 00:49:46,162 I'm here. 772 00:49:46,247 --> 00:49:48,966 Figaro here, Figaro there. 773 00:49:49,047 --> 00:49:52,039 Figaro up, Figaro down. 774 00:49:52,127 --> 00:49:55,278 but now there is another Figaro. 775 00:49:55,367 --> 00:49:58,677 I'm the cockerel of this city! 776 00:49:58,767 --> 00:50:00,962 (RIDE) 777 00:50:01,487 --> 00:50:04,559 very angry, very pissed off. 778 00:50:04,647 --> 00:50:07,605 these women want to screw me! 779 00:50:07,687 --> 00:50:10,440 lalarallerola, laralall�! 780 00:50:10,527 --> 00:50:13,564 This makes me grow horns. 781 00:50:13,647 --> 00:50:16,286 782 00:50:16,367 --> 00:50:18,881 783 00:50:18,967 --> 00:50:22,880 I will... 784 00:50:22,967 --> 00:50:29,566 785 00:50:30,607 --> 00:50:31,642 786 00:50:33,127 --> 00:50:34,355 < Mongini: Professor? 787 00:50:34,447 --> 00:50:37,359 What is he doing, sleeping? Come on, wake up. Professor? 788 00:50:37,447 --> 00:50:40,200 . Huh? . Come and see, they make a film... A film? 789 00:50:40,287 --> 00:50:43,245 . Yes, "The Barber of Seville". . Figaro? It's incredible! 790 00:50:43,327 --> 00:50:46,956 The amazing thing is that they have took Rondinella for a part. 791 00:50:47,287 --> 00:50:50,802 . Ma's going to shit! . Come and see... I'll come and see yes! 792 00:50:55,247 --> 00:50:56,839 Rondinella: Thank you. Thank you. 793 00:50:57,127 --> 00:51:00,324 . Master... Very good. . Swallow. Sas�. 794 00:51:01,007 --> 00:51:02,884 How did Rondinella end up here? 795 00:51:03,167 --> 00:51:06,557 An actor did not arrive from Madrid. The director got pissed. 796 00:51:06,647 --> 00:51:08,877 Then he looked around, saw Sas�... 797 00:51:08,967 --> 00:51:12,880 ...looked at him and asked: "Would you play a small part in my film?" 798 00:51:12,967 --> 00:51:14,764 But what a film, it's a fiction! 799 00:51:14,847 --> 00:51:17,805 . (Spanish accent) It's perfect Count de Almaviva... Really? 800 00:51:17,887 --> 00:51:21,402 The fact that I was born in the Neighborhoods Spagnoli, Naples, via Toledo... 801 00:51:21,487 --> 00:51:24,320 Sangria flows through me of Spain in my veins. 802 00:51:24,887 --> 00:51:28,482 < Archimedes: Professor? Shame on you! . What are you doing, you gnaw? 803 00:51:28,567 --> 00:51:31,877 What a joke? You're ridiculous! Jester! (RASPBERRY) 804 00:51:31,967 --> 00:51:35,846 Shut up, envious person. he said that I am perfect as a Spaniard. 805 00:51:35,967 --> 00:51:38,242 If it opened to me a second career... 806 00:51:38,327 --> 00:51:41,922 ...let's turn around, let's round up the salary. . iListos! . Because culture... 807 00:51:42,487 --> 00:51:45,957 . Esc�chame. . Sorry! Rosicone! (LAUGHS) 808 00:51:46,047 --> 00:51:47,446 But who's going to get in your way! 809 00:51:47,567 --> 00:51:51,446 < Director: You come on stage and say... . I come in and say... To Figaro. 810 00:51:51,527 --> 00:51:55,042 . Figaro? . Figaro... Rondinella. Very happy. Teacher. 811 00:51:55,287 --> 00:51:58,563 . "Figaro, let's go to your destination." . I tell him. 812 00:51:58,687 --> 00:52:02,680 To do it better, master: "Despacho", the meaning, the word... 813 00:52:02,767 --> 00:52:08,205 . Um, your shop, your workshop. . Shop. Did you hear that, little rose? 814 00:52:08,287 --> 00:52:11,359 I speak in the language by Garcia Lorca! 815 00:52:12,567 --> 00:52:15,843 . But Garcia who? . What do I know! He will be a Real Madrid player. 816 00:52:16,247 --> 00:52:17,282 IMotor! 817 00:52:18,087 --> 00:52:20,726 (in Spanish) "The Barber of Seville": 3, 15, premiere! 818 00:52:21,127 --> 00:52:23,516 . Damn! . (slurring) Shall I go? 819 00:52:25,207 --> 00:52:28,199 . Figaro, let's go to your gazpacho. . Stop! 820 00:52:28,967 --> 00:52:31,720 "Despacho", not "gazpacho". Gazpacho is a soup. 821 00:52:31,807 --> 00:52:35,163 While I was saying it I left careful, see the combination! 822 00:52:35,247 --> 00:52:39,399 Just yesterday I ate it at one cerveceria on Avenida Maria Luisa. 823 00:52:39,487 --> 00:52:42,524 < Heavy on garlic. Can you feel your breath? I apologize, master... 824 00:52:42,607 --> 00:52:43,676 ...I'm not wrong anymore. 825 00:52:43,767 --> 00:52:46,281 . Okay, another time. . At the partition? < Other times 826 00:52:46,367 --> 00:52:48,801 . At the partition. < Other times . Let's go? . Another day 827 00:52:48,887 --> 00:52:52,596 . Ah, posici�n! < Position first. . I apologize, I don't understand. 828 00:52:53,127 --> 00:52:59,396 "Figaro, despacho", not "gazpacho". Gazpacho is soup. (LAUGHS) 829 00:53:00,207 --> 00:53:01,242 IMotor! 830 00:53:01,847 --> 00:53:04,077 "The Barber of Seville": 3, 15, second. 831 00:53:05,247 --> 00:53:06,566 < Director: IAcci�n! 832 00:53:08,447 --> 00:53:12,360 . Figaro, let's go to you much. < Director: Stop! 833 00:53:12,567 --> 00:53:18,324 . But which "muchacho"? It's "despacho"! . I caught myself as I said it. 834 00:53:18,407 --> 00:53:22,639 These words with the ending in "acho" they make me cheat on the language. 835 00:53:23,247 --> 00:53:26,523 . I see this career really badly. . Pischella, give me a 5. 836 00:53:26,687 --> 00:53:28,166 Yes, yes. Go, another time. 837 00:53:28,407 --> 00:53:33,879 . Other means? No "muchacho", not "gazpacho", but "despacho". < Next time. 838 00:53:34,007 --> 00:53:36,999 At the partition. Small partition, sandwich. (LAUGHS) 839 00:53:37,087 --> 00:53:38,281 . iMotor! . iMotor! 840 00:53:38,367 --> 00:53:40,244 "The Barber of Seville": 3, 15, third! 841 00:53:40,607 --> 00:53:41,596 Damn! 842 00:53:42,567 --> 00:53:46,401 . Gaucho, let's go to your despacho! < Director: Stop! < Sas�: I said it! 843 00:53:46,487 --> 00:53:48,523 Despacho! Did I really say that? Say, master. 844 00:53:48,607 --> 00:53:52,156 . Yes, but first he said "gaucho"! . Even "gaucho"! 845 00:53:52,367 --> 00:53:54,278 I said "gaucho". 846 00:53:54,527 --> 00:53:57,200 Forgive, master, but I know why I'm wrong. 847 00:53:57,287 --> 00:54:00,916 There is someone in the audience that puts the eye on me. 848 00:54:01,007 --> 00:54:03,123 Bad luck. Why don't you leave? 849 00:54:03,647 --> 00:54:07,606 . It's borracho! . Another word in "acho"! Sense? 850 00:54:07,807 --> 00:54:10,640 . What does "borracho" mean? . Drunk! 851 00:54:10,967 --> 00:54:16,963 Drunk? Borracho to me? Hey, old man, hello to this macho. 852 00:54:17,207 --> 00:54:20,756 If you don't take back the word, do you know what I do? 853 00:54:20,967 --> 00:54:24,801 Me strappo 'sto pelacho and you stick to the cacho! 854 00:54:25,007 --> 00:54:26,918 (EXULTATIONS. APPLAUSEl) 855 00:54:27,007 --> 00:54:30,602 And go Italy! Quando ci vuole it's needed! But who are you? 856 00:54:30,687 --> 00:54:32,962 < Master, do me a favor! 857 00:54:33,287 --> 00:54:38,759 . And go! . And go! Al�! . Well done, professor! . Hold here! 858 00:54:38,847 --> 00:54:42,601 . But who does he think he is? Spilbergese? . But who are you? 859 00:54:42,687 --> 00:54:47,124 . For once I supported you. . Italian pride... Come here. 860 00:54:47,207 --> 00:54:48,765 < Sas�: Brothers of Italy. (APPLAUSE) 861 00:54:48,847 --> 00:54:51,884 . Good days... Good days. . Does it come a little in? 862 00:54:51,967 --> 00:54:53,685 (EXULTATION) 863 00:54:54,367 --> 00:54:57,006 . They are the cocaine types. . 2 to 1! . Eh! 864 00:54:57,207 --> 00:54:59,482 (in Spanish) Now let's settle the score. 865 00:54:59,567 --> 00:55:00,602 The policeman! 866 00:55:00,687 --> 00:55:05,044 . iAlto, Civil Guard! . Whoa! . Leak! Run away! Let's escape! 867 00:55:05,727 --> 00:55:08,241 High! High! 868 00:55:08,567 --> 00:55:12,879 . Is it another fiction? . Yes, it will be "Carabineros 7"! (LAUGHS) 869 00:55:13,047 --> 00:55:16,517 I even make jokes in Spanish. But how nice I am! 870 00:55:16,647 --> 00:55:19,957 . Sas�: Let's hide in the church. . Puts us in prison, that one! 871 00:55:25,887 --> 00:55:29,596 . What are you doing? . Shh! A prayer! . To whom? . I am devoted. 872 00:55:29,887 --> 00:55:32,685 Walk! If they catch us, they kill us. Walk! 873 00:55:34,287 --> 00:55:37,359 . It's late, it's late! . What did you want? . Get dressed. Let's go. 874 00:55:37,487 --> 00:55:40,843 . Get dressed, don't undress. Walk! . iThe shit! . The Neapolitan does not steal. 875 00:55:40,927 --> 00:55:43,441 . Yes, he stuff, Neapolitan stuff. . I don't steal, you know! 876 00:55:43,527 --> 00:55:46,837 . I know, what do you know? . I know! . Password. 877 00:55:46,927 --> 00:55:49,885 . Gerry Scotti. You know about the hooded ones. . Cappuccino. 878 00:55:49,967 --> 00:55:54,279 The cappuccino is at the bar. Cover yourself. Discover yourself. Ah! How ugly you are! 879 00:55:54,927 --> 00:55:58,806 (ORGAN NOTES) 880 00:56:13,207 --> 00:56:15,482 . Archimedes: We are saved! . That's better! 881 00:56:15,687 --> 00:56:20,203 . iLos shoes! . Nail? . iLos shoes! 882 00:56:20,287 --> 00:56:22,881 Who crushed him? Look, everyone barefoot. 883 00:56:22,967 --> 00:56:25,720 < Archimedes: Take off the shoe! . Another thing in "acho"! 884 00:56:25,807 --> 00:56:27,843 . iQuick, quick! . Quick, quick. 885 00:56:27,927 --> 00:56:30,521 . What should we do? . Remove the shoe. I'll give you a hand. 886 00:56:30,607 --> 00:56:33,917 . No! Make your own shoes! . I hadn't calculated it... Ah! 887 00:56:35,887 --> 00:56:40,677 < Priest: 888 00:56:41,207 --> 00:56:45,997 < Faithful: 889 00:56:46,407 --> 00:56:52,198 890 00:56:52,447 --> 00:56:55,917 Faithful: 891 00:56:56,127 --> 00:57:00,040 Madonna! There it is. He never gives up. He's worse than a German shepherd. 892 00:57:00,247 --> 00:57:03,717 . Ouch, what a pain! Ouch! . Why do they whip us? 893 00:57:03,967 --> 00:57:05,685 Priest: IAdelante, adelante! 894 00:57:06,327 --> 00:57:08,716 Let's go to the brachas pornuestro Senor. 895 00:57:09,407 --> 00:57:12,001 . The hot coals! < I prefer prison! 896 00:57:12,127 --> 00:57:15,915 < Mino D'Amacho also did it, D'Amato, on "Domenica In"...Who is he? 897 00:57:16,447 --> 00:57:20,201 . Let's think of something... fresh, relaxing... Relaxing. 898 00:57:20,287 --> 00:57:22,755 Think you're running in a beautiful green meadow... 899 00:57:22,847 --> 00:57:26,317 ...among many beautiful... . No! Don't talk about Margherita! 900 00:57:26,567 --> 00:57:28,205 No, many beautiful pans�. 901 00:57:28,287 --> 00:57:29,766 . Ah, the pans�. . Do you like pans�? 902 00:57:29,847 --> 00:57:33,317 that you hold. 903 00:57:33,647 --> 00:57:37,560 Please, gentlemen! Go to the brachas for our Lord! 904 00:57:37,807 --> 00:57:40,367 (SASA' AND ARCHIMEDES SHOUT) 905 00:57:42,287 --> 00:57:45,597 . They are not feet, but chickens on the grill! . To hell! 906 00:57:46,487 --> 00:57:49,081 . Indeed, two margherita pizzas! . No, no daisies! 907 00:57:49,167 --> 00:57:52,318 . You're right, capricious! . Margherita was capricious! 908 00:57:52,407 --> 00:57:54,716 . Two marinades! . And she liked the sea! 909 00:57:54,927 --> 00:57:59,478 . Margherita liked too much stuff! Let's sing about refreshing... Yes. 910 00:57:59,647 --> 00:58:02,445 . . I'll play it in your head! 911 00:58:02,527 --> 00:58:05,519 . A fresher song! . 912 00:58:07,447 --> 00:58:09,438 < Sas�: I'm cold from the heat. 913 00:58:10,167 --> 00:58:11,361 He's gone. 914 00:58:11,567 --> 00:58:14,604 . He walks away cooked. . He went to Piedigrotta. 915 00:58:14,687 --> 00:58:18,760 . No, he's leaving with his feet cooked! You don't understand anything! . Floor! 916 00:58:18,967 --> 00:58:22,357 (SASA' AND ARCHIMEDES SHOUT) 917 00:58:24,567 --> 00:58:27,923 (MUSIC IN BACKGROUND) 918 00:58:37,087 --> 00:58:40,443 < Archimede: Our system solar is composed of 9 planets. 919 00:58:40,527 --> 00:58:44,918 The closest ones, the internal ones, are Mars, Earth, Mercury and Venus. 920 00:58:45,127 --> 00:58:48,722 . The external ones, however... . They are Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus... 921 00:58:48,927 --> 00:58:52,237 ...Neptune and Pluto. . Maggie! What a lovely surprise! 922 00:58:52,447 --> 00:58:54,722 What a pleasure meet her again among the stars. 923 00:58:54,967 --> 00:58:56,116 . Ah! . Nicole! 924 00:58:57,207 --> 00:58:59,163 . I missed you! . You too. 925 00:58:59,367 --> 00:59:02,404 Some lucky stars have decided that we had to meet again. 926 00:59:03,167 --> 00:59:04,759 < Sally: Come on, girls! 927 00:59:05,447 --> 00:59:08,519 Kill him, he's all his father! Did you see how much I liked it? 928 00:59:08,807 --> 00:59:12,641 We are in Spain to go to lbiza or hold a candle to your child? 929 00:59:12,727 --> 00:59:15,924 Do you want to plant it? You get it where did I bring you from? 930 00:59:16,167 --> 00:59:19,557 This is the most beautiful planetarium of the world. Shut up and learn. 931 00:59:19,647 --> 00:59:22,241 Come with me. I'll take you to see how the balls spin. 932 00:59:22,967 --> 00:59:26,562 You see, Maggie, I wanted to explain to you, maybe now is not the time... 933 00:59:26,727 --> 00:59:29,685 ...but more calmly... . What a lucky coincidence. 934 00:59:29,767 --> 00:59:32,440 The Planets of San Francisco and Milan are reunited. 935 00:59:32,527 --> 00:59:34,995 . What cosmic banality! . Mind your own business, Formigo'. 936 00:59:35,087 --> 00:59:36,839 . Hello, Sas�. . Hi, Maggie. 937 00:59:37,047 --> 00:59:40,642 . I was talking to the lady. . Do you have exclusivity? 938 00:59:40,887 --> 00:59:45,165 . Don't think badly. Archimedes � already busy... No... Come on! With who? 939 00:59:45,287 --> 00:59:48,882 . With a charming Spanish woman. . Seriously? . No. Excuse me for a moment. 940 00:59:48,967 --> 00:59:53,085 I wanted to explain to her that that girl I don't know her, I don't even know who she is! 941 00:59:53,167 --> 00:59:55,237 She was half naked in her room! 942 00:59:55,327 --> 00:59:57,966 Well done Pythagorean, he did the secret womanizer! 943 00:59:58,047 --> 01:00:00,402 . But when ever! I'm serious! . Don't overdo it. 944 01:00:00,487 --> 01:00:04,366 . Einstein was a famous womanizer. . And he played the victim to me! 945 01:00:04,487 --> 01:00:07,604 . Sorry... Yes? . In what hotel are you staying in Valencia? 946 01:00:07,727 --> 01:00:09,763 II Cid Campeador. 947 01:00:09,847 --> 01:00:12,919 (laughing) Another coincidence lucky, the same hotel. 948 01:00:13,007 --> 01:00:16,397 . Then the conjunction exists of the planets... Got it, Formigo'! 949 01:00:16,487 --> 01:00:19,081 They are reunited the planets again! 950 01:00:21,327 --> 01:00:23,761 < Mongini: I'm giving this to my doorman. 951 01:00:23,847 --> 01:00:25,917 His name is Saturnino. (BOYS LAUGHING) 952 01:00:26,007 --> 01:00:27,042 Ugo? 953 01:00:29,167 --> 01:00:32,921 . It's Venus. To remember me. . Okay. 954 01:00:34,287 --> 01:00:36,482 Love, shall we send this to the store? 955 01:00:38,287 --> 01:00:41,597 Are you stupid? So do my friends they think that instead of lbiza... 956 01:00:41,687 --> 01:00:45,396 ...we went to Coccia di Morto! . Death's Cock? This is Mars. 957 01:00:45,527 --> 01:00:48,041 Here they have arrived with Discovery, not with the skate. 958 01:00:48,127 --> 01:00:50,482 Actually, do you know what I do? I'll send it to the whole condominium. 959 01:00:50,727 --> 01:00:53,525 1, 2, 3... 960 01:00:55,007 --> 01:00:58,397 < I'll send one too to Mrs. Cesira, Franca, Laura... 961 01:00:58,607 --> 01:00:59,722 (SALLY LAUGHS) 962 01:01:06,807 --> 01:01:08,604 "The most beautiful pearl star... 963 01:01:18,047 --> 01:01:20,322 See you at the hotel. At the hotel. Hello. 964 01:01:20,647 --> 01:01:21,762 Come on, guys! 965 01:01:21,847 --> 01:01:24,122 < Mongini, don't let yourself be recognized always, go up! 966 01:01:25,247 --> 01:01:28,080 < Enzo: Do you mind taking a photo of us with this ball behind you? 967 01:01:28,167 --> 01:01:31,842 . I have another... Wait a minute, come on. Are you holding this for me? . Oh well... Thanks. 968 01:01:31,927 --> 01:01:33,246 Come, love. Are you ready? 969 01:01:35,127 --> 01:01:37,687 . So... Give me a kiss. . A beautiful smile! 970 01:01:38,407 --> 01:01:41,080 . Trac! Ready, photo taken. . Thank you, professor... Oh! 971 01:01:41,167 --> 01:01:43,840 < Kill, the professor how objective! What a masterpiece! 972 01:01:43,927 --> 01:01:45,280 It looks like an oil painting. 973 01:01:45,727 --> 01:01:48,366 < Archimedes: Maggie? . What is it, Archimedes? 974 01:01:48,687 --> 01:01:51,599 Maggie, she's done a wrong idea about me. 975 01:01:51,847 --> 01:01:56,637 I want to let you know who he is truly Archimede Formigoni. 976 01:01:56,847 --> 01:02:00,283 . A thought for me? . Yes, it's for you... Thank you. 977 01:02:00,447 --> 01:02:02,244 It's just a little thought... 978 01:02:02,487 --> 01:02:07,163 ...but it's made with the heart and all the delicacy. 979 01:02:07,607 --> 01:02:10,485 . "Extralarge with tropical fruits. . With tropical fruits! 980 01:02:12,207 --> 01:02:15,836 . Have fun... 12 gold with tropical fruits! But why? 981 01:02:17,727 --> 01:02:22,517 What is this stuff here? Craters! Craters! Craters! Craters! 982 01:02:24,047 --> 01:02:25,116 . Love? . Yes? 983 01:02:25,207 --> 01:02:28,836 . Here, look in the bag, there's a surprise for you... What is it? 984 01:02:29,127 --> 01:02:32,597 A little tasteful thought very delicate which I hope you will like. 985 01:02:37,247 --> 01:02:38,441 It's beautiful! 986 01:02:39,967 --> 01:02:41,446 But how sweet! 987 01:02:44,847 --> 01:02:48,760 . "Para la star m�s bonita? < A delicate thought, thank you. 988 01:02:48,847 --> 01:02:50,519 You're usually so material! 989 01:02:51,007 --> 01:02:54,477 Instead, see? I'm romantic. And tonight, to celebrate... 990 01:02:54,647 --> 01:02:57,036 ...we do it a beautiful frigate! And go! 991 01:03:00,847 --> 01:03:03,361 [That night, at the Hotel Cid Campeador...] 992 01:03:03,567 --> 01:03:07,196 [... Professor Archimede Formigoni he couldn't sleep.] 993 01:03:08,167 --> 01:03:12,126 [He was agitated, he couldn't rest pearl bad impression made with Maggie.] 994 01:03:12,887 --> 01:03:16,436 [Around 4.00 am, to clarify that absurd misunderstanding...] 995 01:03:16,607 --> 01:03:18,837 [... he decided to write her a letter.] 996 01:03:22,647 --> 01:03:28,722 Dear Maggie, in these few days spent together, thanks to her... 997 01:03:29,047 --> 01:03:34,724 ...I rediscovered a feeling that I thought was buried inside me. 998 01:03:35,847 --> 01:03:37,246 305... 999 01:03:39,047 --> 01:03:40,241 ...304... 1000 01:03:42,047 --> 01:03:44,197 ...303. Maggie. 1001 01:03:57,527 --> 01:03:59,518 (ARCHIMEDES WHISTLES) 1002 01:04:03,287 --> 01:04:07,803 Look here. Children, a letter of love outside the door. 1003 01:04:10,127 --> 01:04:14,598 (laughing) Such sappy prose. Just the little songs of San Remo. 1004 01:04:14,687 --> 01:04:18,282 Shameless! It's really stupid. 1005 01:04:20,647 --> 01:04:24,356 . Oh! Sas�! . Maggie! . What are you doing? . Huh? 1006 01:04:25,327 --> 01:04:28,763 . What...? . A letter? . No... Perme? 1007 01:04:29,047 --> 01:04:33,438 . No... Yes... Wow! Thank you. . No, but I... 1008 01:04:33,647 --> 01:04:36,002 . I have nothing to do with it... . Sst. Let me read. 1009 01:04:36,087 --> 01:04:38,362 . I'd like to explain to you for a moment. . Let me read. 1010 01:04:38,447 --> 01:04:41,757 I understand, but then you think that I... My Lady! 1011 01:04:43,647 --> 01:04:47,765 Maggie: "I'd like to talk to tell her, maybe at dinner, just the two of us. 1012 01:04:47,847 --> 01:04:53,046 . "With all my admiration, his professor... See? 1013 01:04:53,927 --> 01:04:56,316 . Does it make you laugh? . She's beautiful... Huh? 1014 01:04:57,327 --> 01:05:00,125 . Wonderful. . Did you like it? . Yes. 1015 01:05:00,607 --> 01:05:04,486 . Truly? . You are a treasure. . I'm glad to hear it. I wrote it from the heart. 1016 01:05:04,927 --> 01:05:07,316 Are you free tonight? Do you have plans for dinner? 1017 01:05:07,447 --> 01:05:10,041 . Zero commitments. . Okay. 1018 01:05:11,647 --> 01:05:14,639 . Thanks again. . Beautiful, huh? < Very. 1019 01:05:16,767 --> 01:05:22,683 (MUSIC. BUZZ) 1020 01:05:23,967 --> 01:05:25,002 Cheers. 1021 01:05:26,047 --> 01:05:28,720 It is a privilege to receive a letter today. 1022 01:05:29,007 --> 01:05:32,761 We all communicate away and. Email or text message... 1023 01:05:32,887 --> 01:05:36,197 ...but the person who sits down and writes you those beautiful words... 1024 01:05:36,407 --> 01:05:39,604 ...is a person of rare sensitivity and I appreciate it. 1025 01:05:39,767 --> 01:05:42,361 I am a literature professor. I love writing. 1026 01:05:42,447 --> 01:05:46,360 . You Italian men you are really special... Yes? 1027 01:05:48,087 --> 01:05:49,361 For what? 1028 01:05:49,847 --> 01:05:52,042 (laughing) I don't know. 1029 01:05:53,767 --> 01:05:57,555 I think it's the way you deal a woman, how you make her feel. 1030 01:05:58,047 --> 01:05:59,958 Be careful, Maggie. 1031 01:06:00,047 --> 01:06:02,083 I'm different by Italian men. 1032 01:06:02,167 --> 01:06:06,683 Italian males to conquer a woman tend to cheat. 1033 01:06:06,927 --> 01:06:10,078 They speak, they promise, they deceive her. I do not. 1034 01:06:10,327 --> 01:06:14,206 I am Neapolitan. I don't like cheating. I'm spontaneous. 1035 01:06:14,887 --> 01:06:17,845 Even the letter I wrote to you, I did it from the heart. 1036 01:06:18,007 --> 01:06:22,319 Do you know what they say? That we Neapolitans "are from the heart". 1037 01:06:24,407 --> 01:06:25,806 How romantic you are! 1038 01:06:31,247 --> 01:06:33,761 < Pablo: Porfavor, only half an hour... 1039 01:06:33,887 --> 01:06:37,482 . Pablo, the gazpacho is ready for table 7? . A moment. 1040 01:06:37,927 --> 01:06:39,246 What do you say, Carmen? 1041 01:06:39,447 --> 01:06:42,644 It's good. Si quieres, despu�s, let's have a drink together in the pub. 1042 01:06:42,727 --> 01:06:45,366 It's worth it, Carmen, it's worth it. IQue neat! 1043 01:06:45,687 --> 01:06:48,281 But that's a little girl! He's 30 years younger than you. 1044 01:06:48,367 --> 01:06:50,164 I'm organised. 1045 01:06:51,727 --> 01:06:54,480 I have a cousin who is a pharmacist who gave me the bomb. 1046 01:06:54,767 --> 01:06:57,565 With this I become more macho than Banderas! 1047 01:06:59,087 --> 01:07:01,726 Tell me everything tomorrow with the smallest details. 1048 01:07:05,087 --> 01:07:07,885 < Sas�: You know, you remind me of a woman which I loved very much. 1049 01:07:08,207 --> 01:07:11,677 . Really? What was he like? . She was a painter, but she was married. 1050 01:07:12,807 --> 01:07:14,445 . Thank you. . Good try. 1051 01:07:14,607 --> 01:07:19,727 Gazpacho! No "despacho"! No borracho! (LAUGHS) 1052 01:07:19,847 --> 01:07:21,803 Spain is strong, I like it. 1053 01:07:23,527 --> 01:07:26,200 (SASA' FA DEL VERSl) 1054 01:07:26,887 --> 01:07:28,081 What's wrong with you? 1055 01:07:33,687 --> 01:07:36,326 It must be a piece of garlic, It stopped in my trachea. 1056 01:07:36,407 --> 01:07:39,922 Here in Spain... I put them everywhere. Everything okay. 1057 01:07:40,087 --> 01:07:41,600 Lucky you're not like Archimedes! 1058 01:07:41,687 --> 01:07:44,121 That's better! Archimedes troubles, he calls it trouble. 1059 01:07:44,727 --> 01:07:49,005 . Excuse me, have you seen Mrs. Maggie? . He took the evening off. 1060 01:07:49,327 --> 01:07:53,445 . She went to dinner with Mr Rondinella... It's not possible! But... 1061 01:07:54,127 --> 01:07:56,721 . Why didn't he know? . No. 1062 01:07:57,807 --> 01:08:02,244 . So we were left alone. . But what "soles"! 1063 01:08:02,327 --> 01:08:04,887 We have all the kids to take out for dinner, eh! 1064 01:08:05,167 --> 01:08:08,921 . Pizza or Chinese? . Um... Pizza! 1065 01:08:09,047 --> 01:08:12,005 I'd give him a pizza in Sas� that always ruins everything for me! 1066 01:08:13,287 --> 01:08:16,484 . Boys! . Let's go, girls, hurry! . Let's go. 1067 01:08:19,407 --> 01:08:21,557 Ugh, I'm so sorry to leave you... 1068 01:08:21,647 --> 01:08:24,559 ...but if I don't take this to Ibiza, makes me a ball shake! 1069 01:08:24,647 --> 01:08:28,242 . Don't worry, dad. Have fun. . Thank you. Can I tell you something? 1070 01:08:28,327 --> 01:08:31,797 . These days together have been a true fairy tale... For me too. 1071 01:08:31,887 --> 01:08:35,118 . It's nice with dad, huh? . Certain! I'll wait for you in Milan. 1072 01:08:35,207 --> 01:08:38,085 Count us! I saw the calendar: On October 2nd there is Inter. Rome... 1073 01:08:38,167 --> 01:08:39,759 ...we break them down! . Okay. 1074 01:08:39,847 --> 01:08:42,441 . Ugo? You come. . Here I am! 1075 01:08:43,087 --> 01:08:46,045 Please, keep up the Antonelli banner! 1076 01:08:46,127 --> 01:08:48,561 At your age they called me "ace of wands"! 1077 01:08:48,647 --> 01:08:51,639 I had condoms made for me to the tailor! And I said it all! 1078 01:08:51,727 --> 01:08:54,241 . Hello, dad. Have a good trip. . Get busy. 1079 01:08:56,327 --> 01:08:57,726 It's all his father! 1080 01:08:58,447 --> 01:09:01,245 . What did they call you? "Ace of Wands"? . Well? 1081 01:09:01,447 --> 01:09:04,405 Now instead of the stick you have a cotton swab. And I told you everything. 1082 01:09:04,487 --> 01:09:07,365 . Come on, go. . Very delicate! . Look who's talking. 1083 01:09:09,887 --> 01:09:11,718 < Sas�: Here's the tip! 1084 01:09:13,447 --> 01:09:14,516 Thank you, sir. 1085 01:09:14,607 --> 01:09:17,440 Let it not be said that we are not "piezz'e core" in Naples! (LAUGHS) 1086 01:09:17,527 --> 01:09:20,883 . Thank you, Sas�... For years I haven't had such a nice evening. 1087 01:09:20,967 --> 01:09:24,516 Don't even say that as a joke! A fantastic, unforgettable evening. 1088 01:09:24,607 --> 01:09:26,359 . Let's go? . Sure, if you want. 1089 01:09:27,887 --> 01:09:33,007 (SASA' SHOUTS AND HUMMS) 1090 01:09:33,207 --> 01:09:34,322 What is it? 1091 01:09:34,607 --> 01:09:39,317 . What a beautiful evening, let's stay a little more here? . As you prefer. 1092 01:09:39,527 --> 01:09:43,315 Look what a beautiful evening! It's like that, yes! 1093 01:09:43,847 --> 01:09:47,237 I had seen well, what beautiful stars... (SMUTTERS) 1094 01:09:47,327 --> 01:09:50,603 . Wonderful. . What a figure! Waiter? 1095 01:09:53,807 --> 01:09:58,358 . Are you OK? . Well, if it wasn't for the handbrake on... 1096 01:09:58,447 --> 01:09:59,926 ...it would be an evening... 1097 01:10:00,007 --> 01:10:02,123 All we needed was... (GUITAR NOTES) 1098 01:10:03,367 --> 01:10:06,404 (MAN SINGS IN SPANISH) 1099 01:10:07,687 --> 01:10:09,996 How beautiful is the music of Espana! 1100 01:10:17,047 --> 01:10:18,924 (SASA' RIDE. MAGGIE RIDE) 1101 01:10:24,407 --> 01:10:25,920 (MAGGIE RIDE) 1102 01:10:27,087 --> 01:10:29,555 It's the music that... (RIDE) 1103 01:10:37,847 --> 01:10:40,315 The cage is coming! 1104 01:10:40,767 --> 01:10:43,725 (laughing) I didn't imagine that you liked hats. 1105 01:10:43,847 --> 01:10:46,122 Are you kidding? I have a collection of hats! 1106 01:10:46,207 --> 01:10:49,597 Sombreros, berets, hats... And come down! 1107 01:10:50,567 --> 01:10:52,205 It must be very late. 1108 01:10:52,487 --> 01:10:56,275 It's too late. At a certain time you go to sleep. 1109 01:10:56,767 --> 01:10:58,359 See you tomorrow, Maggie. 1110 01:10:58,887 --> 01:11:01,003 Where are you going? We don't go up together in the elevator? 1111 01:11:01,087 --> 01:11:03,157 We live on the same floor, yes... 1112 01:11:03,247 --> 01:11:07,126 . Let's go... Our rooms they are almost communicating... (LAUGHS) 1113 01:11:07,367 --> 01:11:10,564 You want to see what a fool he is does it turn into a great figure? 1114 01:11:11,367 --> 01:11:15,758 . Maggie! Thank God you're back! Did you hear what happened? . No. 1115 01:11:16,167 --> 01:11:19,364 What happened? Calm down. 1116 01:11:19,527 --> 01:11:23,202 . Nicole Morrison ran away. . What does it mean? 1117 01:11:23,327 --> 01:11:27,002 . With one of the Italian guys! . Who? . Ugo. 1118 01:11:27,087 --> 01:11:32,036 . Antonelli! If I take it, that wretch! . Mmm! 1119 01:11:32,127 --> 01:11:34,322 No, don't even think about it, It's already booked. 1120 01:11:34,407 --> 01:11:37,205 . Where did they go? . I questioned his roommates. 1121 01:11:37,287 --> 01:11:38,640 At first they didn't want to talk... 1122 01:11:38,727 --> 01:11:43,039 ...but, after a little encouragement, they told me everything! 1123 01:11:43,607 --> 01:11:47,600 . It seems that the two fugitives they went to lbiza! . Ah, lbiza. 1124 01:11:48,767 --> 01:11:50,564 Still? Are you obsessed? 1125 01:11:51,287 --> 01:11:54,882 . Like lbiza? . Sas� and Maggie they went to look for the boys. 1126 01:11:55,287 --> 01:11:57,243 Nicole's father, Senator Morrison... 1127 01:11:57,327 --> 01:12:00,285 ...is one of the richest men and powerful people of California. 1128 01:12:00,727 --> 01:12:04,515 His foundation donates almost half of the school's annual budget. 1129 01:12:04,607 --> 01:12:07,167 If the Senator found out that we lost your daughter... 1130 01:12:07,247 --> 01:12:10,842 ...Maggie and I would stay without work for three centuries! 1131 01:12:11,367 --> 01:12:14,803 You're telling me that Sas� and Maggie are they alone in lbiza? 1132 01:12:15,447 --> 01:12:17,722 Exact. Like the two of us. 1133 01:12:18,287 --> 01:12:21,962 But I've already eaten, please! Boys! 1134 01:12:22,407 --> 01:12:26,639 . Shaved! Let's help Rondinella to find Ugo and Nicole? . All: Yes! 1135 01:12:26,727 --> 01:12:29,287 . Then let's all go to lbiza! . Everyone: Ol�! 1136 01:12:29,407 --> 01:12:31,284 Mongini! Mongini! 1137 01:12:32,407 --> 01:12:37,117 . Mo... Mongini, lbiza! . Exact. "People From lbiza". 1138 01:12:37,207 --> 01:12:38,925 No, let's all go to lbiza! 1139 01:12:39,487 --> 01:12:42,479 . I love you, professor! . I've already eaten! 1140 01:12:43,327 --> 01:12:46,319 (MUSIC IN BACKGROUND) 1141 01:12:54,287 --> 01:12:57,836 Wow, what a mess this island is! It's huge. How are we going to find them? 1142 01:12:57,927 --> 01:12:59,963 I would start with the beaches. 1143 01:13:00,287 --> 01:13:03,882 . We didn't come here to do anything the bathroom! . But Ugo and Nicole yes. 1144 01:13:04,007 --> 01:13:06,885 And I think I know too where they are. In Formentera! 1145 01:13:07,287 --> 01:13:11,644 . What, a cheese? . No! It is the trendiest island in the Mediterranean... 1146 01:13:11,727 --> 01:13:13,479 ...the dream of all young people. 1147 01:13:13,647 --> 01:13:15,956 What will be special this Formentera? 1148 01:13:17,527 --> 01:13:20,121 (MUSIC IN BACKGROUND) 1149 01:13:31,247 --> 01:13:35,081 Now I understand what the specialty is from Formentera: The slut, the slut! 1150 01:13:35,167 --> 01:13:37,203 Professor, don't be boring! 1151 01:13:37,287 --> 01:13:40,120 Look at this masterpiece, none other than the Prado Museum! 1152 01:13:40,407 --> 01:13:43,444 Is that clapper a masterpiece? It sucks. 1153 01:13:43,567 --> 01:13:46,718 . Bonjour, messieurs. . I don't speak French. (LAUGHTER) 1154 01:13:46,927 --> 01:13:48,121 What are you laughing at, idiot? 1155 01:13:49,327 --> 01:13:51,443 This umbrella Did Gargamel sell it to you? 1156 01:13:51,527 --> 01:13:54,280 You told him we were going to the Smurfs' beach? What stuff! 1157 01:13:57,327 --> 01:14:01,036 What are you doing? Cover yourself! You are not ashamed with this belly out? 1158 01:14:01,127 --> 01:14:03,880 What belly? It's the shelter, Below is the games room. 1159 01:14:03,967 --> 01:14:07,562 (ENZO INSPIRES ED EXPIRES) Undress too, they're all naked! 1160 01:14:07,647 --> 01:14:09,842 Not even dead! Imagine if anyone sees me. 1161 01:14:09,927 --> 01:14:13,681 But who sees you? You don't see that we were left... alone! 1162 01:14:13,847 --> 01:14:16,441 1163 01:14:16,647 --> 01:14:17,841 Mr. Antonelli! 1164 01:14:18,847 --> 01:14:21,884 Hate! The math teacher! Ugo's companions! 1165 01:14:22,367 --> 01:14:24,961 < Guys: 1166 01:14:25,087 --> 01:14:27,840 let's touch it! 1167 01:14:28,087 --> 01:14:29,202 What are you doing here? 1168 01:14:29,407 --> 01:14:31,762 . It's his son Ugo's fault. . What happened? 1169 01:14:31,847 --> 01:14:34,964 . Explain... He escaped from Valencia come here with Nicole. 1170 01:14:35,047 --> 01:14:39,120 . He came to dad... Again this story! Don't you understand? 1171 01:14:39,207 --> 01:14:42,836 They got tired of churches and museums, they came to lbiza to have fun! 1172 01:14:42,927 --> 01:14:46,158 . Precise! . A couple of balls! This is a dangerous place... 1173 01:14:46,247 --> 01:14:49,319 ...full of crazy people, drug addicts, people with your butt out! Are we kidding?! 1174 01:14:49,407 --> 01:14:52,126 Let's look for him now, before that they do something stupid! 1175 01:14:52,207 --> 01:14:55,438 . Here they are! . Have you already pinched them? . Now they hear me. 1176 01:14:56,087 --> 01:14:57,440 . Let's go eat... < Caught! 1177 01:14:57,527 --> 01:15:01,725 . Here it is! What are you doing here? . What do I do? What are you doing here? 1178 01:15:01,807 --> 01:15:04,605 You ran away like a mouse, as he would say. 1179 01:15:04,687 --> 01:15:08,077 Nonsense! We've been searching for hours Ugo and Nicole for all the beaches! 1180 01:15:08,167 --> 01:15:11,079 If I don't find Nicole, I say goodbye to my work. His father is... 1181 01:15:11,167 --> 01:15:14,398 I know, it's Senator Morrison, the patron of your school. 1182 01:15:14,487 --> 01:15:17,160 . The problem is big. . I'm not a patron of anything... 1183 01:15:17,247 --> 01:15:20,159 ...but if you don't find my son, I'll have you arrested. 1184 01:15:20,247 --> 01:15:23,922 Don't exaggerate, let's stay calm. Where did you leave the students? 1185 01:15:24,007 --> 01:15:26,043 . I brought them with me! . Well. . I'm th... 1186 01:15:26,327 --> 01:15:29,319 . Where are they? I can't find them anymore. They were here. < Sas�: Where are they? 1187 01:15:29,407 --> 01:15:31,716 < Archimedes: Boh! . They ran away too. 1188 01:15:31,807 --> 01:15:33,923 So now we have to find some 40 instead of 2. 1189 01:15:34,007 --> 01:15:37,079 . You're an idiot, an idiot! . I? . Yes! 1190 01:15:37,247 --> 01:15:41,320 < Jennifer: Calm down, tonight there let's meet at the disco, it's mathematician! 1191 01:15:41,407 --> 01:15:44,524 If he is a mathematician, he will find them again this genius of Archimedes. 1192 01:15:44,607 --> 01:15:47,360 Of course, I will find them again. Now I find them. 1193 01:15:47,927 --> 01:15:49,758 Where will they be? Where did they go? 1194 01:15:49,847 --> 01:15:51,599 This puts us in jail, let's go. 1195 01:15:51,967 --> 01:15:54,242 (DRUMPING) 1196 01:16:03,127 --> 01:16:06,005 . 3,800 for124? . How big is this island! 1197 01:16:06,287 --> 01:16:10,360 Let's think of an action plan. How many will there be discos on this island? 1198 01:16:10,447 --> 01:16:12,722 . About forty. . Oh, is that all? 1199 01:16:12,847 --> 01:16:16,760 . Finding the fugitives will be a game as kids... You are always optimistic! 1200 01:16:16,847 --> 01:16:20,476 I know a little math too. According to the calculation of probabilities... 1201 01:16:20,567 --> 01:16:23,035 ...to find them again it has to go to hell. Excuse me. 1202 01:16:23,567 --> 01:16:26,365 Oh well, I understand. I go to the parking lot to take the car. 1203 01:16:26,687 --> 01:16:30,396 Let's start the patrol first, better. Let's go. 1204 01:16:30,687 --> 01:16:35,203 . Put those hands down! . Hand! Full of fingers, but one hand. 1205 01:16:35,487 --> 01:16:37,603 I'm going to pay the bill. Yes, go. 1206 01:16:39,007 --> 01:16:42,204 Archimede, you can pass me by the purse? It's there, on the chair. 1207 01:16:44,887 --> 01:16:45,876 Oops! 1208 01:16:53,207 --> 01:16:54,925 . Here you are. . Thank you. 1209 01:16:56,127 --> 01:16:59,915 . This letter is very important please... Do you care a lot? . Mh. 1210 01:17:00,327 --> 01:17:05,924 . It's from a very sensitive person. . Do I know this person? . Yes. 1211 01:17:07,167 --> 01:17:11,922 . Hmm... I'll try to guess. Is he Italian? . Yes... Ah. 1212 01:17:12,007 --> 01:17:16,000 . Are you a professor at the Giuseppe Verdi high school? . How did he figure it out? 1213 01:17:16,327 --> 01:17:19,239 And if I don't know him, who knows him? I know him. 1214 01:17:19,447 --> 01:17:21,802 Of course, she knows well Mr. Rondinella. 1215 01:17:23,487 --> 01:17:27,480 . (swallowing) Swallow? . Yes, his friend. Sas� Rondinella. 1216 01:17:27,887 --> 01:17:31,277 An exceptional person, a man from another time... 1217 01:17:31,487 --> 01:17:37,801 ...capable of deep emotions... . Excuse me for a moment. Momentino, I have to... 1218 01:17:40,767 --> 01:17:43,486 . I'm paying, what is it? . That "I pay"? Filthy worm! 1219 01:17:43,567 --> 01:17:46,843 . But what assails me? . That letter I wrote it! . Lower your voice. 1220 01:17:46,927 --> 01:17:49,839 . You used her to win her over! . Shut up! . Shut up what? 1221 01:17:49,927 --> 01:17:52,919 . First with Margherita, now with Maggie! . Margherita again! 1222 01:17:53,007 --> 01:17:56,044 Look, I'll tell her everything and they spit you out in front of her! 1223 01:17:56,127 --> 01:18:00,166 Let's talk clearly. Do you think that Could Maggie be interested in you? 1224 01:18:00,247 --> 01:18:03,045 . What's wrong with me? . Nothing, you have everything! . "Nothing" what? 1225 01:18:03,127 --> 01:18:06,802 . But have you looked at yourself? . Yes! . So what! What's wrong with you? 1226 01:18:06,887 --> 01:18:10,038 . She likes guys like me! . Yes? . Yes, my dear. 1227 01:18:10,127 --> 01:18:12,357 . If I do this, she likes it. . Really? 1228 01:18:12,447 --> 01:18:14,119 If I do this, we like it even more. 1229 01:18:14,207 --> 01:18:17,244 . Go to the puppet theater, be a puppet. . Do me a favor! 1230 01:18:17,327 --> 01:18:19,602 . Maggie likes guys like me! . When ever? 1231 01:18:19,687 --> 01:18:23,316 Do we want to tell it all? With that letter you had no chance. 1232 01:18:23,407 --> 01:18:25,602 Yes and no a peck on the cheek. I, on the other hand... 1233 01:18:25,687 --> 01:18:28,918 . That? . I am a gentleman. I would never tell you that I already have it... 1234 01:18:29,607 --> 01:18:30,881 . You? . Eh. 1235 01:18:31,287 --> 01:18:34,324 . Did you get hurt? . No. . Does your stomach hurt? . No. 1236 01:18:34,407 --> 01:18:37,319 What happened? You did it below, did you move your bowels? 1237 01:18:37,407 --> 01:18:40,604 . You're a piece of shit. . But this is really stupid! 1238 01:18:41,767 --> 01:18:44,156 Meh... It's not possible. 1239 01:18:44,847 --> 01:18:48,078 I almost become gay, so I solved the problem. 1240 01:18:48,567 --> 01:18:50,956 How beautiful! A kitten! 1241 01:18:51,367 --> 01:18:55,076 Same as what was in Seville. Little one, hello. 1242 01:18:56,367 --> 01:19:00,565 You are better than many men. Wait, I'll take a nice photo of you. 1243 01:19:00,967 --> 01:19:05,085 Come here. Give a nice smile. I'll do it for you with zoom. 1244 01:19:05,407 --> 01:19:07,875 Your eyes come to you beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. 1245 01:19:08,527 --> 01:19:11,917 01:19:14,922 Where are you? There it is! (CAT MEOWS) 1247 01:19:15,007 --> 01:19:16,599 I'll give you a close-up. 1248 01:19:17,247 --> 01:19:18,362 (DIEGO GRANS) 1249 01:19:19,167 --> 01:19:20,964 Ana: Che hombre! How macho! 1250 01:19:27,567 --> 01:19:29,364 Heaven, darling, my love, I'm leaving... 1251 01:19:29,447 --> 01:19:32,359 ...the lady thinks I'm playing golf. (RIDE) 1252 01:19:32,447 --> 01:19:34,642 And you know that at 8:00 p.m. the field closes. 1253 01:19:34,967 --> 01:19:38,642 No, I ask you. Anchor 5 minutes, 5... 1254 01:19:38,727 --> 01:19:43,642 < Archimede: Fermati li, che bello! II est petit, piccolino! Beccato! 1255 01:19:44,007 --> 01:19:47,522 01:19:49,484 Alone paparazzo che ci bracca! Did you see it? 1257 01:19:49,567 --> 01:19:53,116 . 1, 2, 3! Tock, tock, tock! . I am ruined! Ruined! 1258 01:19:53,487 --> 01:19:58,800 . If I take it, I'll kill it, I'll kill it! . Ruined, ruined! < I kill him. 1259 01:19:59,167 --> 01:20:00,156 Ciao! 1260 01:20:01,647 --> 01:20:04,923 Senorita, he wants to come with us in discos? 1261 01:20:05,167 --> 01:20:08,762 We can pay a lot of money for drinks. 1262 01:20:09,487 --> 01:20:12,081 . Talk like you eat, guaglio'. . Are you Italian? 1263 01:20:12,247 --> 01:20:17,002 From Monopoli, province of Bari. And then, Sorry, I'll pay for it, understand? 1264 01:20:17,247 --> 01:20:19,078 Girls, come on, please! 1265 01:20:19,927 --> 01:20:21,326 But go and kill the rats! 1266 01:20:22,447 --> 01:20:27,157 . Ugo, look... Mongini! . Antonelli! (LAUGHS) 1267 01:20:27,807 --> 01:20:31,516 . Hi, Nicole... What are you doing here? . We looked for you with the teachers... 1268 01:20:31,607 --> 01:20:35,441 ...but then we gave ourselves... Think how Rondinella and Formigoni are pissed off! 1269 01:20:35,527 --> 01:20:37,404 (LAUGHTER) Were you talking about me? 1270 01:20:37,927 --> 01:20:40,725 . Prof, I can explain everything to you! . Me too. 1271 01:20:40,807 --> 01:20:43,241 There's little to explain, I ran away too. 1272 01:20:43,807 --> 01:20:48,517 . Mongini, how's your evening going? . We haven't made any plans yet. 1273 01:20:48,607 --> 01:20:51,326 I'll make you a little program. First a nice mozzarella... 1274 01:20:51,407 --> 01:20:54,638 ...then casino in the disco, because I want to get drunk! 1275 01:20:54,807 --> 01:20:58,436 . Really, professor? . But what a "professor"! Call me Archi, little head! 1276 01:20:58,687 --> 01:21:01,884 (DISCO MUSIC) 1277 01:21:25,167 --> 01:21:26,646 I find it tough here. 1278 01:21:26,927 --> 01:21:28,997 . It's like searching a needle in a haystack... Yes. 1279 01:21:29,087 --> 01:21:32,318 . He thinks we have to do it 36 nightclubs... On purpose. 1280 01:21:32,407 --> 01:21:35,365 We will never be able to find them and I will lose my job. 1281 01:21:35,447 --> 01:21:37,165 Come on, Maggie, how can this be? 1282 01:21:37,247 --> 01:21:41,001 The Senator is in America, as best he can know that the daughter ran away? 1283 01:21:41,727 --> 01:21:43,160 < Maggie: That's not possible! 1284 01:21:43,487 --> 01:21:46,763 . Senator Morrison! . The Senator! 1285 01:21:47,967 --> 01:21:52,643 Mrs Granger! What is he doing here? Not did he accompany the girls from school? 1286 01:21:52,807 --> 01:21:58,279 . Yes, no, yes. Let me explain. . Where's Nicole? 1287 01:21:59,407 --> 01:22:02,479 . Nicole... < Janet: Here's your cuba libre, darling. 1288 01:22:05,207 --> 01:22:09,598 Mrs Granger, I'm in your hands. My wife thinks he's in Washington. 1289 01:22:10,007 --> 01:22:14,319 . Okay... Hello. . HI. 1290 01:22:14,607 --> 01:22:16,916 You understood what a mandrill the American Senator! 1291 01:22:17,007 --> 01:22:19,396 . I pinched you! . Dad! . Oh, "dad"! 1292 01:22:21,327 --> 01:22:24,319 . Dad?! . Nicole! . Nicole! 1293 01:22:24,967 --> 01:22:29,836 See what you've done? Your father He came from America to look for you. 1294 01:22:30,407 --> 01:22:32,762 When he found out you ran away in lbiza with Ugo... 1295 01:22:32,847 --> 01:22:34,405 ...got on the first flight. 1296 01:22:35,047 --> 01:22:37,197 Understand that you have it scared to death? 1297 01:22:37,287 --> 01:22:38,640 . And you too, to me! . Ouch! 1298 01:22:38,727 --> 01:22:41,116 . You made me worry too! < Sas�: And me. 01:22:42,322 < Nicole: Excuse me? 1300 01:22:42,927 --> 01:22:48,126 . Who are you? . Here I am... < The young lady is with me. 1301 01:22:48,207 --> 01:22:51,802 We met this morning on the beach and a friendship was born. 1302 01:22:51,887 --> 01:22:53,764 < I love Spanish men. 1303 01:22:54,167 --> 01:22:57,842 What are the Spaniards up to? I am Neapolitan, Spanish neighborhoods. 1304 01:22:58,047 --> 01:23:02,040 . 'This girl when she drinks... Huh, Senator? Sorry... Of course. 1305 01:23:02,287 --> 01:23:04,005 Nice catch, professor! 1306 01:23:04,087 --> 01:23:06,396 Are you here too? We'll deal with you later. 1307 01:23:06,487 --> 01:23:10,480 < Archimede: No, we'll do them now. Do you see this here? 1308 01:23:10,567 --> 01:23:14,037 It's Professor Rondinella. 1309 01:23:14,647 --> 01:23:18,083 The much appreciated teacher of literature and philosophy... 1310 01:23:18,207 --> 01:23:21,085 ...that fills his mouth with the great classics. 1311 01:23:21,527 --> 01:23:23,438 Don't listen to him... 1312 01:23:23,527 --> 01:23:26,917 ...because this one is an idiot! 1313 01:23:27,687 --> 01:23:30,201 Sas� Rondinella he's not the good hero! 1314 01:23:30,287 --> 01:23:34,075 He's the evil antagonist who takes advantage of the good faith of others... 1315 01:23:34,207 --> 01:23:36,198 ...and stabs them in the back! 1316 01:23:36,287 --> 01:23:39,836 . He downed a bottle of vodka. . And he smoked a crazy cannon! 1317 01:23:39,927 --> 01:23:42,680 Here's why. Smoked and drunk. 1318 01:23:42,807 --> 01:23:45,640 I'll kill you! (THUD) 1319 01:23:46,087 --> 01:23:49,796 . Rolled up... . Yes, rolled up... Rolled up. 1320 01:23:50,887 --> 01:23:53,003 Where are you taking me, sweetheart? 1321 01:23:53,487 --> 01:23:56,797 I'll take you to bed. You'll see, a nice sleep... 1322 01:23:56,887 --> 01:23:58,525 ...and tomorrow it all went away. 1323 01:23:58,847 --> 01:24:02,078 . By the way, what hotel are you staying in? . We still have to look for it. 1324 01:24:02,287 --> 01:24:03,686 It makes me so happy. 1325 01:24:04,207 --> 01:24:07,244 Oh well, I'll take him to sleep at my house. I'll put it on the couch. 1326 01:24:07,327 --> 01:24:10,239 . What car is this, a Panda? . Yes, go home. 1327 01:24:10,327 --> 01:24:11,840 (VOMITING) 1328 01:24:12,447 --> 01:24:13,926 The new car! 1329 01:24:14,007 --> 01:24:16,441 You thought so! He was offered vodka again. 1330 01:24:16,527 --> 01:24:18,518 Just vodka? Even New Year's capon! 1331 01:24:18,607 --> 01:24:19,881 Look what he did! 1332 01:24:20,447 --> 01:24:23,678 The mat was hidden underneath to the seat so as not to smell it. 1333 01:24:24,367 --> 01:24:27,120 Honey, take a taxi. Where do I put you, in the dashboard? 1334 01:24:27,407 --> 01:24:29,841 It would have been better if you took me in Coccia di Morto! 1335 01:24:29,927 --> 01:24:31,519 Don't scream, you'll wake him up! 1336 01:24:32,407 --> 01:24:33,601 Infamous! 1337 01:24:36,407 --> 01:24:39,956 . This isn't Archimedes'? . It must have slipped from his pocket. 1338 01:24:40,047 --> 01:24:42,356 Put it in your bag, we'll give it back to him tomorrow. 1339 01:24:42,447 --> 01:24:45,723 . Come on, I'll take you to your hotel. . Really... 1340 01:24:46,487 --> 01:24:49,285 ...Ugo and I slept on the beach tonight. 1341 01:24:50,247 --> 01:24:51,646 Okay, then... 1342 01:24:52,247 --> 01:24:54,636 ...you will be my guests at the Grand Hotel. 1343 01:24:54,847 --> 01:24:58,635 Senator! Yes, you are a man generous. Guys... 1344 01:24:58,727 --> 01:25:02,197 ...thank the Senator who hosts us all at the Grand Hotel! 1345 01:25:02,287 --> 01:25:04,357 All: Thank you, Senator! 1346 01:25:05,567 --> 01:25:09,082 . Damn! How many are you? . No, there will be very few of us: me, her... 1347 01:25:09,527 --> 01:25:12,041 ...and about fifty of boys, but yes and no! 1348 01:25:19,447 --> 01:25:21,438 . What is it, Sas�? . Um... 1349 01:25:22,127 --> 01:25:23,799 I need to talk to you, Maggie. Can I come in? 1350 01:25:28,087 --> 01:25:31,557 Listen, Sas�... The other evening in Valencia... 1351 01:25:31,967 --> 01:25:35,403 ...maybe I had drunk a little too much and you thought that... 1352 01:25:35,887 --> 01:25:38,196 But I'm not that kind of girl. 1353 01:25:38,287 --> 01:25:41,882 Before letting a man in in my room, I... Do you understand? 1354 01:25:42,167 --> 01:25:45,523 Maggie, don't worry. I didn't knock at the door for what you think. 1355 01:25:45,607 --> 01:25:47,962 I'm here because I have to take a load off myself. 1356 01:25:48,687 --> 01:25:51,042 You remember the letter what did I write to you? 1357 01:25:51,607 --> 01:25:55,395 . Yes, I kept it. She's beautiful... Eh. 1358 01:25:56,527 --> 01:25:59,917 But I didn't write it for you, Archimedes wrote it. 1359 01:26:04,847 --> 01:26:07,759 Ah... Why didn't you tell me before? 1360 01:26:09,447 --> 01:26:12,757 Because Archimedes is right. I'm not the good hero. 1361 01:26:13,007 --> 01:26:16,079 But now I want to leave the scene like a character... 1362 01:26:16,887 --> 01:26:19,196 ...by Hemingway, by Conrad. 1363 01:26:19,367 --> 01:26:22,359 Big time. With a nice gesture, in short. 1364 01:26:24,287 --> 01:26:25,276 Excuse me. 1365 01:26:25,407 --> 01:26:27,682 You were alone for me a nice opportunity. 1366 01:26:28,327 --> 01:26:32,206 But for Archimedes you are something much deeper. 1367 01:26:42,007 --> 01:26:44,567 I will never forget your big exit. 1368 01:26:44,647 --> 01:26:46,558 Thanks, I feel like it now much better. 1369 01:26:47,167 --> 01:26:48,839 . Good night. . Good night. 1370 01:26:51,647 --> 01:26:53,160 "Piezz'e core"... 1371 01:26:58,727 --> 01:27:00,001 "Piezz'e idiot"! 1372 01:27:16,207 --> 01:27:18,562 < Enzo voice: Professor, J. Lo and I are at the beach. 1373 01:27:18,647 --> 01:27:21,002 < If you need anything, call us. Enzo. 1374 01:27:21,087 --> 01:27:24,204 < Post Scriptum: Aspirin It's in the bathroom cabinet. 1375 01:27:24,287 --> 01:27:25,879 < Take it, it's better! 1376 01:27:38,807 --> 01:27:40,923 . I'll get off here! < Thank you. 1377 01:27:44,207 --> 01:27:45,481 (KNOCKS ON THE DOOR) 1378 01:27:47,327 --> 01:27:48,601 Who busts the balls? 1379 01:27:49,887 --> 01:27:50,956 < Arrival! 1380 01:27:52,287 --> 01:27:53,356 Oh, Maggie! 1381 01:27:53,847 --> 01:27:56,407 Archimedes, sorry, I hope I don't disturb you. 1382 01:27:56,607 --> 01:28:00,282 . I just wanted to know how he is. . Better, thanks. 1383 01:28:00,447 --> 01:28:02,483 Anyway you have to excuse me, last night... 1384 01:28:02,567 --> 01:28:06,162 I don't remember anything, but I must made a fool of himself... 1385 01:28:06,367 --> 01:28:08,961 No, I don't think so that you are stupid. 1386 01:28:09,167 --> 01:28:12,637 Don't stay there. If he wants to come in, take a seat. Come along. 1387 01:28:17,687 --> 01:28:18,676 Oh! 1388 01:28:19,367 --> 01:28:21,085 Sas� told me everything. 1389 01:28:21,367 --> 01:28:23,756 Who knows what other lie he will have told. 1390 01:28:23,887 --> 01:28:25,878 No. He told me the truth. 1391 01:28:27,327 --> 01:28:29,682 I wanted to thank you splendid pearl letter. 1392 01:28:29,767 --> 01:28:32,440 . He said the letter Did I write it? . Yes. 1393 01:28:32,527 --> 01:28:34,483 And he is sincerely sorry. 1394 01:28:34,687 --> 01:28:36,405 It's easy to regret later. 1395 01:28:37,207 --> 01:28:39,516 . After what? . Well, after you... 1396 01:28:39,927 --> 01:28:44,125 (COUGHING) ...you are there... 1397 01:28:45,167 --> 01:28:47,044 It's not true, it's a lie. 1398 01:28:47,447 --> 01:28:51,156 . You swear you weren't in bed together... Yes... 1399 01:28:51,287 --> 01:28:53,357 ...I swear on Jack's memory. 1400 01:28:53,567 --> 01:28:56,365 I need time before spending the night with someone. 1401 01:28:56,447 --> 01:28:59,564 I'm old-fashioned, romantic, like you. 1402 01:29:00,727 --> 01:29:02,604 (ANA SNEEZES) Archimedes: Greetings! 1403 01:29:02,687 --> 01:29:04,962 (ANA SNEEZES) Enough! 1404 01:29:05,047 --> 01:29:06,799 No more people with this allergy! 1405 01:29:06,887 --> 01:29:08,957 . You Italians are truly unique! . Maggie! 1406 01:29:09,047 --> 01:29:11,481 01:29:14,918 . Get out my photos! . Which photos?! What photo do you want?! 1408 01:29:15,247 --> 01:29:17,602 . Now I'll refresh your memory. . But what? 1409 01:29:17,687 --> 01:29:19,518 . Look at the bird. . Which? Ah! 1410 01:29:19,607 --> 01:29:22,121 . Give me my photos! . Ah! 1411 01:29:22,247 --> 01:29:25,683 . I want photos! . They are not here! But go! Go away! 1412 01:29:26,087 --> 01:29:26,883 Maggie! 1413 01:29:27,407 --> 01:29:28,522 Taxi! 1414 01:29:31,327 --> 01:29:34,046 01:29:40,237 Wait! Stop! I don't know that woman! 1416 01:29:40,367 --> 01:29:41,641 Come back! 1417 01:29:45,647 --> 01:29:48,366 (MUSIC IN BACKGROUND) 1418 01:30:04,927 --> 01:30:05,962 Miss Sally! 1419 01:30:06,567 --> 01:30:08,797 Archimedes, what are you doing here? 1420 01:30:10,487 --> 01:30:11,476 Where's Maggie? 1421 01:30:12,407 --> 01:30:15,285 Do you really not know? He has better things to do today. 1422 01:30:15,607 --> 01:30:18,405 He's getting married right now! 1423 01:30:22,607 --> 01:30:25,724 Priest: Do you want, Margaret, take Salvatore... 1424 01:30:25,807 --> 01:30:27,843 ...as your legitimate husband? 1425 01:30:35,287 --> 01:30:37,198 (ENGINE TURN OFF) 1426 01:30:39,887 --> 01:30:42,276 (ENGINE DOES NOT START) 1427 01:30:43,407 --> 01:30:44,999 Fuck you! 1428 01:30:59,207 --> 01:31:01,357 < Priest: Now you can kiss the bride. 1429 01:31:03,047 --> 01:31:05,436 No! No! 1430 01:31:09,847 --> 01:31:12,441 I'll choke you, you moron! Oh! Hate! 1431 01:31:13,567 --> 01:31:15,842 What happened? I had a nightmare. 1432 01:31:15,967 --> 01:31:17,958 Oh, mother! (PHONE RINGS) 1433 01:31:20,607 --> 01:31:21,881 (CAT MEOWS) 1434 01:31:22,247 --> 01:31:23,316 Ah! 1435 01:31:23,647 --> 01:31:25,797 Beast, what a stratospheric force! 1436 01:31:26,167 --> 01:31:27,998 Look there, what have you done? 1437 01:31:28,087 --> 01:31:31,159 It's not used anymore, right? You use your cell phone. Life is now! 1438 01:31:31,327 --> 01:31:33,966 < Come on, don't be stupid, you have visitors... Who is he? 1439 01:31:37,807 --> 01:31:39,798 . Oh, Maggie! . Hello, Archimedes. 1440 01:31:39,927 --> 01:31:43,237 Move over there! I just dreamed about it. 1441 01:31:43,327 --> 01:31:45,283 But I dreamed who was getting married. 1442 01:31:45,407 --> 01:31:47,602 When will you decide to address me personally? 1443 01:31:47,807 --> 01:31:51,516 We're going to make some tea pearl young lady. 1444 01:31:51,927 --> 01:31:55,124 . Is it a tea fortwo? . Yes, we leave you... alone. 1445 01:31:56,127 --> 01:31:58,038 Come on, walk, up. (SISTER LAUGHS) 1446 01:31:58,127 --> 01:32:01,597 How come she came to Milan, actually, did you come to Milan? 1447 01:32:02,087 --> 01:32:04,806 I came to return this to you. 1448 01:32:04,887 --> 01:32:07,640 My camera! I couldn't find it anymore! 1449 01:32:07,727 --> 01:32:10,639 But you came this far bring me a 4 euro car? 1450 01:32:10,927 --> 01:32:12,360 I also brought you... 1451 01:32:13,247 --> 01:32:15,363 ...500,000 euros in cash. 1452 01:32:17,047 --> 01:32:19,800 Did you get your severance pay? Whose money is this? 1453 01:32:19,967 --> 01:32:24,483 Yours. I took the liberty to look at the photos... 1454 01:32:24,887 --> 01:32:26,764 ...and I found this. 1455 01:32:26,847 --> 01:32:29,680 Archimede: This is the kitten that I photographed in Ibiza. 1456 01:32:29,767 --> 01:32:32,645 . Maggie: But behind it there's also... . Yes? ...Ana Montez... 1457 01:32:32,727 --> 01:32:34,797 ...the queen of newspapers Spanish tabloids. 1458 01:32:34,887 --> 01:32:38,038 And her lover, Diego De La Vega, the King's nephew. 1459 01:32:38,127 --> 01:32:40,800 They go crazy for it kind of news in Spain. 1460 01:32:41,247 --> 01:32:45,160 But they gave you so much money for a photo of these? Are they crazy? 1461 01:32:45,247 --> 01:32:48,523 They would have even given me a million of euros, if I had asked him... 1462 01:32:48,607 --> 01:32:51,997 ...but I'm not an economics expert, I'm a gym teacher. 1463 01:32:52,087 --> 01:32:55,966 . As a businesswoman I'm terrible. . No, you are a real genius! 1464 01:32:56,047 --> 01:32:58,481 . The photographer is a genius. . What are you saying?! 1465 01:32:58,567 --> 01:33:01,764 But what do I do with it of all this money? There are too many! 1466 01:33:02,087 --> 01:33:05,284 . There are never too many. . There are too many! I am... 1467 01:33:05,367 --> 01:33:08,723 ...a mathematics professor, I earn 1,900 euros a month! 1468 01:33:09,287 --> 01:33:12,199 Houses in San Francisco they are not very cheap. 1469 01:33:12,287 --> 01:33:14,437 Well, if I have to buy a house in San Francisco... 1470 01:33:14,807 --> 01:33:16,877 . I did not understand. . What do you want to do? 1471 01:33:16,967 --> 01:33:18,958 You want to come to America and live in a motel? 1472 01:33:19,407 --> 01:33:22,399 But Maggie, do you mean you and me? 1473 01:33:23,287 --> 01:33:26,677 Unless it pops up the usual half naked beauty. 1474 01:33:28,167 --> 01:33:31,000 But you have to do everything yourself, I'm not very practical. 1475 01:33:31,247 --> 01:33:33,124 Now let's see what level you are at. 1476 01:33:34,087 --> 01:33:36,999 Very... theoretical. (MAGGIE LAUGHS) 1477 01:33:37,727 --> 01:33:41,163 Ouch! How bad! What a terrible pain! 1478 01:33:42,367 --> 01:33:46,246 Do you know why I adore you? You're just like my first husband. 1479 01:33:50,247 --> 01:33:53,239 (WEDDING MARCH AND PARTY BELLS) 1480 01:34:03,487 --> 01:34:05,364 Best wishes and sons! 1481 01:34:05,447 --> 01:34:08,245 . Thank you, Cataldi, marry the principal. . Let's hope! 1482 01:34:09,407 --> 01:34:12,479 . What is it, Gina 1 AND Gina 2? . He's late! 1483 01:34:12,607 --> 01:34:15,758 But I'm late too! Look at how old I have to get married! 1484 01:34:15,847 --> 01:34:19,078 (SPEEDBOAT SOUND) 1485 01:34:29,087 --> 01:34:31,282 Hello. You are beautiful. 1486 01:34:31,527 --> 01:34:32,846 You look like George Clooney. 1487 01:34:32,927 --> 01:34:36,442 Yes, but he is from Lake Como, I was born on Lake Maggiore. 1488 01:34:36,527 --> 01:34:37,801 (MAGGIE LAUGHS) 1489 01:34:38,487 --> 01:34:40,000 Love, what are you doing? Does he kick? 1490 01:34:41,007 --> 01:34:45,046 Professor, stop, are you crazy? You don't kiss the bride before the wedding! 1491 01:34:45,127 --> 01:34:46,480 . Portajella! . Eh! 1492 01:34:46,687 --> 01:34:48,996 I'm a mathematician, not superstitious. 1493 01:34:49,287 --> 01:34:53,678 < And then, on such a beautiful day, what could happen to me that was so bad? 1494 01:34:53,847 --> 01:34:55,326 < Woman: Archimedes... . Huh? 1495 01:34:56,687 --> 01:34:59,155 . Hello, Archimedes. . Margherita pizza! 1496 01:34:59,487 --> 01:35:03,480 Long time no see. I missed you, I thought about you a lot. 1497 01:35:04,287 --> 01:35:07,802 This is the famous Margherita who were you so in love with? 1498 01:35:07,887 --> 01:35:11,197 Yes, but it's an old thing. Sorry, Margherita, it's too late. 1499 01:35:11,287 --> 01:35:13,801 . I love Maggie. . And Margherita loves me! 1500 01:35:14,127 --> 01:35:16,197 We met again by chance in Piazza del Duomo. 1501 01:35:16,287 --> 01:35:19,836 . The flame immediately rekindled. . We're getting married too, in a month. 1502 01:35:20,287 --> 01:35:24,326 Congratulations. Yes, finally you have found the woman of your life. 1503 01:35:25,087 --> 01:35:28,284 I'm getting married in white too, in the true sense of the word. 1504 01:35:29,007 --> 01:35:32,602 . Are you a virgin? . Yes, I'm like mom made me. 1505 01:35:32,687 --> 01:35:36,600 (MARGHERITA LAUGHS) 1506 01:35:36,687 --> 01:35:40,043 . Salvatore will be the first man of my life... No offense. 1507 01:35:40,327 --> 01:35:43,399 It's wonderful, It looks like a 19th century novel. 1508 01:35:43,607 --> 01:35:45,757 What a beautiful dress you have. Let me see... 1509 01:35:47,607 --> 01:35:50,485 But what did you tell me? Had nothing happened between you? 1510 01:35:50,567 --> 01:35:53,081 Shut up! I shot you a bullet. 1511 01:35:53,367 --> 01:35:55,198 But that was old Sas�, the boaster. 1512 01:35:55,287 --> 01:35:57,562 . The new Sas� he got his head straight... Yes. 1513 01:35:59,367 --> 01:36:02,677 Love, everyone gets married here, we are in the fifth month, what do we do? 1514 01:36:02,767 --> 01:36:05,759 Until my ex-wife unties me what do we make the chains? 1515 01:36:05,847 --> 01:36:08,202 . What will you name the baby? . But what questions are they?! 1516 01:36:08,287 --> 01:36:10,642 I will name him after his son del Pupone: Cristian! 1517 01:36:10,727 --> 01:36:13,287 . But with an "H" like De Sica. . And Panucci... And Vieri. 1518 01:36:13,367 --> 01:36:15,722 . Let's go! . In Italy is everyone called Christian? 1519 01:36:15,807 --> 01:36:18,844 Are you complaining? It's a trendy name, trendy. Christian. 1520 01:36:18,927 --> 01:36:22,602 Do you hear that name? Christian, how are you dad? Christian! 1521 01:36:23,367 --> 01:36:27,042 < Guys: Come on, come on, come on! Yes! 1522 01:36:27,167 --> 01:36:29,283 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 1523 01:36:29,887 --> 01:36:31,718 . Hello, Ugo. . Hello, Nicole! 1524 01:36:32,007 --> 01:36:34,840 . Greetings to everyone! . Can I see Maggie? 1525 01:36:35,167 --> 01:36:36,566 Maggie, it's Sally! 1526 01:36:37,007 --> 01:36:39,760 Sally, I'm so sorry that you didn't come. 1527 01:36:40,687 --> 01:36:45,238 . Oh, you have a beautiful dress! . Thank you. We will see each other soon. 1528 01:36:47,847 --> 01:36:50,042 I finally found you, scoundrels! 1529 01:36:50,487 --> 01:36:54,196 You have enriched yourselves with my photos. But you ruined me. 1530 01:36:55,167 --> 01:36:57,442 Now I'll make you pay! 1531 01:36:58,327 --> 01:37:00,363 (SHOT) It's worse than "Kill Bill 3"! 1532 01:37:00,447 --> 01:37:01,800 Margherita pizza! (SPARl) 1533 01:37:02,047 --> 01:37:04,800 Archimedes: Virgin Mary, let's escape! She's crazy! 1534 01:37:08,927 --> 01:37:12,806 (SHOTTING AND SCREAMING) 1535 01:37:37,527 --> 01:37:40,041 Toraldinho, he doesn't like the balun! 1536 01:37:40,367 --> 01:37:42,358 He gets pissed off like a beast! 1537 01:37:42,447 --> 01:37:46,042 < Sas�: But shut up! That's tame, it's an ox! 1538 01:37:46,127 --> 01:37:47,879 An ox, yes, I am the donkey! 1539 01:37:47,967 --> 01:37:49,525 . You play. . Do I play? 1540 01:37:52,087 --> 01:37:53,202 (VERSE OF THE BULL) 1541 01:37:54,447 --> 01:37:58,360 Cordob�s! Stop it, if that he gets pissed off, it's pain in the belly! 1542 01:37:58,487 --> 01:38:03,117 Don't worry, SorCipolla, that is a tame bull! 1543 01:38:03,207 --> 01:38:04,925 < Sas�: It's a piece of bread! 1544 01:38:05,087 --> 01:38:06,281 (VERSE OF THE BULL) 1545 01:38:06,367 --> 01:38:08,562 O. Oh, I think something happened. 1546 01:38:10,487 --> 01:38:12,284 How scary! 1547 01:38:13,887 --> 01:38:17,084 . Guys, let's run! . "Piece of bread"? Raging Bull! 1548 01:38:17,887 --> 01:38:19,286 All: Let's go! 1549 01:40:28,487 --> 01:40:29,522 "Hey"! 1550 01:40:29,687 --> 01:40:31,484 At Christmas at the cinema.